If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
I always got the feeling that Wonder Woman was insecure about being the only girl in the Justice League. Looking back on her comic adventures, she seemed to be overcompensating. She would deflect bullets with headbutts and kicks, she let herself get tied up just so she could kill people with her hands behind her back, and she did 80 percent of everything from the back of a pterodactyl. She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures.
As a special feature, there will be rare panels that have been left untouched! Look for the "Classic, Untouched Wonder Woman Line" seal to know that what you're reading is printed the way Wonder Woman intended.
Hilariously amusing.
ReplyHas that Popsicle Pete comic been in other comics or did I re-read this and forgot everything but that from the first time?
ReplyYour mind tries in vain to forget your Popsicle Pete-filled nightmares.
Finally this one awakens, the thirst is strong.
Too bad my six year old can't read that well. He would love the line "penis stabbed grave".
ReplyI was about to ask why your six-year-old would love the line "penis stabbed grave," but I don't want to get Wonder Womanned.
" If we got the whore, that means that right now a B-29 is dropping a tactical nuclear device on Bob Hope. Which I think would sound "A rittle bit rike this"
ReplyNever has the phrase "I can't here you over how awesome this is!" been more appropriate. Nicely done :D.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesLol, in the reprints of the old Wonder Woman comics, that black guy's face and lines are edited to be less racist.
No, it's "I can't hear you over all this awesome!" But yes, that is very appropriate.
You're both wrong. It's " I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am/this is." And don't forget the condescending tone.
Holy crap, i couldn't stop laughing at "I think your brain just took a shit out your mouth, doll"!
ReplyExcellent work Seanbaby. Also, Popsicle Pete is amazing: NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!!! :-D
Wait, no, that's not entirely true; my favorite line was:
Reply"What kind of stupid b1tch gets grabbed by the only dinosaur about to get hit by a meteor?"
Yeah, that was mine, too. I think I'm going to start using the line, "s**t! You just got Wonder Womanned" in real life. It's great.
Popsicle Pete will now haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. Thanks ALOT Seanbaby.
ReplyMy favorite line in this was: "Buy this child's personal affects!"
Ah shit...I wrote that last message to TalkingPoint but I meant to direct it to Leander. Kinda loses the effect when I have to come back to explain it, eh?
ReplyPoor Talking Point. Poor, poor Talking Point. So alone and confused, reading your previous message thinking that everyone hates him (or her).
TalkingPoint:
ReplyYou're not funny. You're not smart. You suck at everything. Nobody likes you. Your life sucks. You will die alone.
Didn't know Wonder Woman can be so racist...
ReplyLeander sucks monkey balls. Monkeys that have AIDS...
ReplyThat's right, my little meat marionette, dance for Daddy.
ReplySeriously, there are no ironic accusations of retardation here. I mean, did you look at what you wrote? Christ, I've heard more sensible things come out of drooling crack babies that were being beaten with steel pipes.
You think I posted non-sequitors? What exactly do you call "yeah don’t bother leaving the lantern on in your j/o cave"? Your retardation is only eclipsed by your hypocrisy, Bright Eyes. Well, that and your complete inability to write anything remotely approaching humorous. Drying paint is funnier than you are.
Your fascination with my sexual habits would be flattering if you weren't a goddamn fuckwit (and likely a disgusting land monster). I know you pray every night for God to send someone drunk enough to take your virginity, but there isn't enough whiskey in the world for that someone to be me, OK? Just go back to licking windows and stop pretending people give a shit about you or anything you say or do.
Or, you know, spew some more shit here. I know you can't resist...
Can we all just agree that you're both fuckwits? Pls?
Just Imagine Stan Lee Writing Wonder Woman - and you get this. The Marvel Way of Writing. Sorry Seanbaby, it's just too lame.
ReplyROFL Yep Leander def got Wonder Womanned! XD XD XD
ReplyThanks for repeating yourself, Jeffro, now my ears can read your caps fapfest, you bleeding rectal wart.
ReplyYo Dawg and Talking Point, yeah don't bother leaving the lantern on in your j/o cave; no one wants to see that. And nobody thinks you're funny with your non sequiturs and ironic accusations of retardation.
You are truly sperg lords for the ages. Wait wait, more like sperg dukes groveling at the base of Seanbaby's Throne o' Douche, hoping to lick the cum off the floor from his latest masturbatory article before you scurry off to finish up your furry/Family Guy fanfics.
@Leander
ReplyYou are a complete fail.
Taking a fat shit on Seanbaby require you to take the time to find him personally, and take a fat shit on him.
Commenting DOES NOT COUNT.
I repeat, so your cum infested ears can hear it.
COMMENTING DOES NOT COUNT
Fuck off, troll
f**k off, Trendie.
I love how random ejaculations of swear words and preschool taunts are supposed to be "taking a fat shit on Seanbaby." Yes, I'm sure he cries himself to sleep knowing some random retard on the Internet doesn't like his writing, and spends agonizing amounts of time wondering how he can possibly make said retard like him more.
ReplyAlso, when did 10% of a post being in caps become "all-caps"? Is this that new math I hear talk about....or are you just massively, painfully, irredeemably stupid?
I look forward to laughing derisively at your pathetic rejoinder. Don't disappoint me, meat puppet.
@ Leander:
ReplySounds like you just got Wonder Womanned! LOL!
Because the only thing I love more than finding out your children have died in a fire is taking a fat shit on Seanbaby. Nice all-caps rant there, vagina warrior. Glad to see you carved out some time from stepping away from your job down at dick-suck alley to read comments that make you so super pissed off.
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