If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
I always got the feeling that Wonder Woman was insecure about being the only girl in the Justice League. Looking back on her comic adventures, she seemed to be overcompensating. She would deflect bullets with headbutts and kicks, she let herself get tied up just so she could kill people with her hands behind her back, and she did 80 percent of everything from the back of a pterodactyl. She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures.
As a special feature, there will be rare panels that have been left untouched! Look for the "Classic, Untouched Wonder Woman Line" seal to know that what you're reading is printed the way Wonder Woman intended.
I couldn't stop laughing - top job, seanbaby!
ReplyI couldn't start laughing.
Something about Wonderwoman steals my happy away, even though this was funny.
I don't think Seanbaby knows how to pronounce "pterodactyl".
Reply"Te-ro-dack-til Ta-nick" -- what seems to be the problem here, officer?
Hilariously amusing.
ReplyHas that Popsicle Pete comic been in other comics or did I re-read this and forgot everything but that from the first time?
ReplyYour mind tries in vain to forget your Popsicle Pete-filled nightmares.
Finally this one awakens, the thirst is strong.
Too bad my six year old can't read that well. He would love the line "penis stabbed grave".
ReplyI was about to ask why your six-year-old would love the line "penis stabbed grave," but I don't want to get Wonder Womanned.
" If we got the whore, that means that right now a B-29 is dropping a tactical nuclear device on Bob Hope. Which I think would sound "A rittle bit rike this"
ReplyNever has the phrase "I can't here you over how awesome this is!" been more appropriate. Nicely done :D.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesLol, in the reprints of the old Wonder Woman comics, that black guy's face and lines are edited to be less racist.
No, it's "I can't hear you over all this awesome!" But yes, that is very appropriate.
You're both wrong. It's " I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am/this is." And don't forget the condescending tone.
Holy crap, i couldn't stop laughing at "I think your brain just took a shit out your mouth, doll"!
ReplyExcellent work Seanbaby. Also, Popsicle Pete is amazing: NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!!! :-D
Wait, no, that's not entirely true; my favorite line was:
Reply"What kind of stupid b1tch gets grabbed by the only dinosaur about to get hit by a meteor?"
Yeah, that was mine, too. I think I'm going to start using the line, "s**t! You just got Wonder Womanned" in real life. It's great.
Popsicle Pete will now haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. Thanks ALOT Seanbaby.
ReplyMy favorite line in this was: "Buy this child's personal affects!"
Jesus Christ, you belong to an exhibition. Now say "you're ageing awfully quick there".
Didn't know Wonder Woman can be so racist...
ReplyLeander sucks monkey balls. Monkeys that have AIDS...
ReplyI've been reading Wonder Woman for years, and her adventures are exactly like this (in my dreams, or if Grant Morrison were writing them)
ReplyI want Seanbaby's babies.
ReplyThis is the kind of writing todays comics need; less action, more comedy, or at least a balance of the two (I'm lookin at you, Batman).
Replyno, they need MORE action. today's comics are boring. 20 pages of people in funny costumes whining and trying to be gritty, then a rape or something and boom! end of the issue.
Hilarious. So many excellent one liners.
ReplyLMFAO @ I think your brain just shit out your mouth....I'm totally using that line one day
Reply@qwerty: I can respect that. People laugh at different stuff. I laugh at my fair share of dick jokes. I'm just saying it's dumb for people to say this is in some way over people's heads, which you did not do. Cheers.
ReplyYou just got Wonder Wommaned. Now I gotta use that one somewhere.
ReplyThis was hilarious.
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