Aquaman Bible Stories [COMIC]
In the story of Noah's Ark, I like to picture it from the animals' point of view. Not so much in how they ate or how they all fit on one boat, but how they managed to rally their sex drives while they watched the rest of their kind drown. The fact that we have so many species today proves that most animals have an insane genocide fetish. And something about that seems like it's a job for Aquaman. Man Comics presents: Aquaman Bible Stories.
That dog is heiling Hitler.
Replyi love popsicle pete lol
Replyaiiiiieeee!-> voted most annoying sound by my wife... thank you for this!
Reply"This must be what it feels like when you boys get boners!"
ReplyIf only you knew. Also, lmao
And what about boys who were encouraged to sell "Grit?" Many neat-o prizes. Only one way to get them. Sell "Grit" to everyone in your neighborhood. Boys only. Girls would never understand "Grit" Girls were not allowed to handle or even look upon "Grit." With prizes like army surplus rifles and REAL shrunken heads, no girl would come near a "Grit" boy, which was the way the makers of "Grit" wanted it.
Replyahh, i guess i'll never not find popsicle pete funny!
ReplyGreat use of double negatives to confuse and enrage!
oh my god, the WHOLE THING! i've never laughed this hard at cracked..
Replyyeah you have
couldnt stop laughing the entire time. very well done!!!!
ReplyIf anyone's wondering why that octopus won't be male for long, it's because octopi lose their dick-tentacle after copulation or in this case fisting Aquaman. But this being cracked, I'm sure everyone knows that already.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou know, I was wondering about that. Thanks, Mr. Science!
Yeah, thank you Mr. Science!
No, I'm not being sarcastic, I seriously didn't knew that.
HENTAI TENTACLE RAPE!
SAVE YOUR FEAR! I HAVE ALREADY EATEN!
"You were right to craft a scepter from it"
Reply"Your the Devil! The Devil!"
ROFLMAO. That was pure f**king gold, most I've laughed in a long time.
Popscicle Pete deserves his own website.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesSeconded.
Thirded?
I agree!
Fourthed. (???) Funniest s**t ever.
@threadbare LOL you "fourthed"
"you'd walk Babe Ruth just so a sick boy dies without a home run".
ReplyBrilliant.
this deserves its own shrine
f**king space cadet
Reply"It's like signing a contract with loneliness!"
ReplyOMFG Seanbaby, how do you funny so goddamned well?
Also, still waiting on those "NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE" Popsicle Pete T-Shirts...
Seconded. If you won't do a print of your man comics, at least give us Pete.
WHO ARE THEY THAT HIDE THEIR GIFTS FROM EVERYONE?
YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR GIFTS IN YOUR HOLES!
LOOOOOOL, that's f*&?% true, this guy have the silliest superpower ever..........
ReplyAquaman sucks. Period.
So if the FunPuppy is immune to fear, even that which emanates from the Empty Box Scepter of Dark Power... what would happen if he ran into Popsicle Pete?
ReplyAs a proud resident of Tragedy, OH I say... Wait, Oh my god...Save your fear. I have already eaten.
ReplyxD Popsicle pete. I look forward to your comic every day!
ReplyYES!!!!
IT UNDERSTANDS NOW!!!
The Cracker Jack ad KILLED me. Brilliant work, as usual.
ReplyI don't need to tell you this was awesome, but I will anyway.
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