5 Famous People Who Succeeded Long After They Should've Quit
Picking a career is pretty hard, it turns out. Not only do you have to choose something you could see yourself doing for the rest of your life, but you also have to be somewhat competent at it. Most of us will just fall into something and go with it.
After all, if you haven't found your calling by, say, age 30, it's pretty much hopeless, right? If you were going to make it, you'd have made it by now.
Well ... maybe not. After all ...
#5. Alan Rickman Got His First Movie Role at 46

If you are an aspiring movie actor, how long would you plug away at it before deciding it's not for you? Like, if you've made it to your mid-40s without ever appearing in a movie, that's probably a sign that you're never going to have an action figure made from you, right?
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Mid-Life Crisis Man! Gets drunk, chats up the college-age waitress and crashes his Harley into a Dumpster!
The Rock Bottom Moment:
So there was this guy named Alan who had gotten an art degree (because enrolling in drama classes "wasn't considered the sensible thing to do"), and by his late 20s was doing as well as you'd expect anyone with a degree to do. He was running his own graphic design business ... and that's when he decided to drop absolutely everything and sign up for acting classes. He even left his own company to concentrate full-time on acting, which doesn't do a lot for your financial security, it turns out.
While studying at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts, Rickman was pushing 30 and supporting himself by working as a dresser for other actors (and we mean literally helping them put their clothes on). He did get to meet stage actors like Sir Nigel Hawthorne, but their interaction at this point was probably limited to "fetch me my leotards, boy."
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"Now put them on, very slowly. Yes. Yes."
And this went on for years. Rickman farted around the theater scene for over a decade.
Then finally, at age 42, Rickman was cast as one of the leads in the stage version of the book Les Liaisons Dangereuses. The play was a hit and was soon adapted by Hollywood as Dangerous Liaisons. Boom! Success! Everyone involved in it became internationally famous!
Except Rickman, because they replaced him with John Malkovich.

Everyone knows Alan Rickman is famously terrible at playing creepy, evil characters.
The Success:
However, Rickman's performance did catch the attention of producer Joel Silver, who two years later asked him to star as the villain in some action movie with some TV actor named Bruce Willis. Something about a bunch of terrorists taking over a skyscraper.
Yep, Alan Rickman, the best bad-guy actor maybe ever, the man behind Hans Gruber and Professor Snape from the Harry Potter series, started his film career at age 46.
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Above: Proof that you're never too pale or skeevy for greatness.
#4. Roget Invented the Thesaurus at Age 73

It's not that Peter Roget went through life broke. By age 61, he was an accomplished doctor, lecturer and inventor. He was a respected man of science. He was also, however, pretty insane and most definitely miserable.
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Which is standard for people who spend their days studying kaleidoscopes, we guess.
The Rock Bottom Moment:
Being nuts, it turns out, was in his blood: His grandmother was mentally unstable, his mother was nearly psychotic and his sister and daughter had suffered severe mental breakdowns. As if that wasn't enough, his father and wife died young, and one time his uncle slit his throat in front of him. Peter was actually the sane one in the family, or as it was known to people who weren't in his family, "still crazier than a shit house rat."
Roget himself was described as "humorless and judgmental" and a little bit paranoid. His obsessive personality slowly took over his life and led him to, for example, count his steps every day. He was also obsessed with cleanliness ... which was unfortunate, because he lived in 19th century London, which had no clean water or toilets.
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Civilization didn't beat out nomadic tribalism with the invention of the British accent.
The only thing that seemed to calm him was making lists, a somewhat creepy hobby he'd had since childhood. When he retired from medicine at 61, he realized he might as well spend all day making one huge, all-encompassing list of all the things ever -- so that's exactly what he did.
The Success:
Twelve years later, at age 73, Peter Roget published his giant list of words as a book, Roget's Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases ... otherwise known as "the thesaurus."
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Or "wordbook" or "phrasehouse" or "table-leg prop."
Back in 1805, he had compiled a small indexed catalog of words for personal use, presumably to help him cheat in crossword puzzles. Roget kept building on his initial list over the years, but only as a pointless hobby, because as we explained before, he was pretty much insane. It wasn't until he retired that he decided to devote himself seriously to creating a collection of synonyms and antonyms that writers could use as an easy reference.
The thesaurus was an instant success and made Roget's name synonymous with, well, synonyms. He kept working on it until his death at age 90, and in the meantime managed to not kill himself or anyone else. Pretty impressive, we think.
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Look out! He's going to off, rub-out, liquidate or slay somebody!
#3. The Author of the Book Behind Apocalypse Now Was a Sailor, Drifter and Part-Time Criminal Until Age 37

Now it's true that a lot of writers don't publish their big novel until after a lot of years of trying. In the days before everybody had a blog, you'd maybe you get your English degree and then write some short stories that get published in some magazine, or take work writing greeting cards -- whatever pays the bills.
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"I don't know what this is. It just makes me look unattainable and interesting."
But others, well, they take a more roundabout approach.
The Rock Bottom Moment:
In 1878, Jozef Teodor Konrad Nalecz Korzeniowski, a young Polish sailor working for the French marine service, tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the chest. The reason? Pick one: His family was exiled from his country, he was orphaned by age 11, he was involved in a gun smuggling plot, he had just gone through a disastrous love affair that apparently ended in a duel and his gambling had left him riddled by debt.
So he tried to shoot himself. The bullet didn't seem to hit anything important, though, so Jozef shrugged it off and kept working. In the same year, he joined the British Merchant Marines, even though he was already in his 20s and didn't know a word of English. Over the following decade, Jozef slowly picked up on the language during his many voyages around the world -- which, by the way, he barely survived.
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English is a notoriously dangerous language.
A trip to Congo in 1890, for example, left him physically and psychologically drained. During his tour of Africa, Jozef witnessed enough horror and evil to shatter anyone's faith in humanity. It was almost like in Apocalypse Now.
The Success:
No, wait, it was exactly like Apocalypse Now -- he wrote it. All that shit Martin Sheen's character goes through in the movie is based on Jozef's own experiences as a merchant sailor in the Congo, which Francis Ford Coppola updated to the Vietnam War for the film.

The book's surfing scene was left unchanged.
You see, after 20 years of being a full-time sailor, one day Jozef decided to switch careers and become a novelist. He published his first novel in 1894, at age 37, under a name you are slightly more likely to recognize: "Joseph Conrad." This didn't exactly come out of nowhere: His father had tried to instill in him a love of literature before, you know, dying, and Conrad's life going to shit for the next 30 years gave him some material to work with.
In 1899, Conrad began publishing Heart of Darkness, the novel that Apocalypse Now is based on, and by the early 20th century he was recognized as one of the most important writers in the English language -- a language he didn't even speak until adulthood and that, perhaps most impressively, he apparently taught himself while listening to sailors.

Which explains why Marlon Brando's character is pretty much incomprehensible.








Alan Rickman: thank you for not giving up and for giving us the perfect Severus Snape.
ReplyI used to count my steps and make sure that each foot had an equal and even number of steps every time I walked any distance at all and always ended on the right foot. Its a b***h to break that kind of habit and I still fall back into sometimes as well as other things that are just laughably stupid but can't help it yet.
Replythat said I enjoy the hell out an article on cracked talking about making lists as a sign of a persons insanity.
I've never called out Cracked on its research quality before, but seriously: all you need to do is LOOK at Rickman's IMDB page to see that he had at least one major role before Die Hard: as the "odious" Obadiah Slope in the celebrated miniseries Barchester Chronicles. Considering that's the career path of half the working British actors today, I call shenanigans on this article!
ReplyI don't usually call out other commenters on their reading ability, but Alan Rickman's section is subtitled "Alan Rickman Got His First MOVIE Role at 46." Shenanigans, I say!
hommie bck home had a tattoo of this dude on this left chest. word.
ReplyAlan Rickman was born in 1946. Die Hard was released in 1987. Therefore, he would have been no older than 41 when he got his first movie role, not 46 as the article claims. Plus, he was in several British tv shows beforehand. Come on, Cracked! You could have found that out on imdb!
ReplyI used to make lists all the time as a kid through most of college. It wasn't until I was older that I realized it was ocd and anxiety related though. I would flip my s**t if I had to live in 19th century London.
ReplyI weep for humanity because the brilliant "Heart of Darkness" is now known as little more than "that book APOCALYPSE NOW is based on."
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesHate to break it to you but most people don't know many books outside those they make movies out of. More than likely if they didn't know it from the movie they wouldn't have known it existed at all.
That's not such a horrible legacy, Apocalypse Now is of the best films ever made. I'm sure the book is better than the movie but that's because the book is ALWAYS better than the movie. Apocalypse Now didn't claim to be a word for word interpretation of the book so more people probably picked up the book because of it being the inspiration for the film. There are more important things to weep for humanity for.
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Alan Rickman. *sigh* That's all I've got.
ReplyTo be fair, that's all you need.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replies"Roget himself was described as "humorless and judgmental" and a little bit paranoid"
Others described him as Victorian, arrogant, bloated, conventional, dreary, dull, fusty,crackpot, crank, cuckoo, demoniac, flake, fruitcake, kook, lamebrain, loon, maniac, neurotic,
The irony was not lost on Roget.
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I would consider it an honor and a privilege to fetch Sir Nigel Hawthorne's leotards. Suck it up, young Alan Rickman!
ReplyEdgar Rice Burroughs was 37 when he first started writing. To be fair, though, he probably doesn't belong on this list. He was an almost instant sucess once he started. His first two novels were "A Princess of Mars" and "Tarzan of the Apes", both published in 1912.
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Apocalypse Now was based off a book? I didn't know that. I'll have to check it out now. Thanks Cracked!
ReplyIf you read Heart of Darkness, make sure you have a selection of 'fun' things after, because you will feel like you need a dose of happy as bad as if you've just listened to every Radiohead album on repeat for three weeks. By the time you reach the butterfly on the shitpile, you will feel so confused by the brilliance of it all that you won't know whether the best option would be to go jump off a cliff or go study Conrad at university. Both are very, very bad for you; heed my warning! Make sure you have at least Angry Birds at arms reach at all times!
Oh, hell, yeah! You think the Americans invented brutal imperialism? Boy, have you got some fun history to read up on!
"Look out! He's going to off, rub-out, liquidate or slay somebody!" Hahaha I laughed, chortled, tittered or cracked up at that more than I should have.
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Damn it! I had to go and change my pants when I got to the bit about Alan Rickman, Sir Nigel Hawthorne and the tights . . . Funnier still when you know about Sir Nigel . . .
Reply... it's not exactly an in-joke.
He was in the Congo while it was under Belgian rule. Yeah, I'm not surprised he became disillusioned with humanity as a whole.
ReplyYou'd lose faith in humanity too if you came across a people being forced to live wholly on waffles and chocolate. It sounds, wonderful, sure, but you can bet that there were no slim-waisted, big-breasted coeds in that society.
Man, you don't have to say "The guy who wrote the novel on which Apocalypse Now was based." Plenty of people recognize the name "Joseph Conrad." Great as the Coppola movie is, that's not the sole achievement for which Conrad is remembered.
ReplyYou could say that about every person mentioned here - IF you actually knew them. Not everybody knows everybody. I did not know who Joesph Conrad was, and I suspect there's someone who doesn't know who Col. Sanders is, either.
1946 to 1988 makes Rickman 42, not 46, when he got the role. It might be splitting hairs, but it is simple math.
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