We Get It. You're God. (Comic)
Fatawesome are a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and recently started publishing their webcomic. In this week's update, we learn that God's just as guilty at fishing for compliments as you are.
I don't laugh. But this made me chuckle. :-]
ReplyMy 3 year old is looking at this with me and he says "look daddy its santa claus." I inform him that it is "god" and he tell me "santa clause is god"
ReplyWell, you know what they say, Santa Claus is the kid version of god. An invisible being that supposedly lives somewhere far away and watches you 24/7, judging you and punishing you if you aren't good, and by good, he means obedient and doing what you're told without question or thought. Plus, both supposedly break the laws of physics, Santa with his sleigh ride around the world and god with, well, every single thing the bible that he does (which people think is true because it's the word of god according to the bible, which is true because god says it is, which is true because it is in the bible, which is true because god says it is and oh dear I've gone crosseyed).
God looks so cute in this comic.
Replypopmaker: Were you expecting turbans or a headscarf?
Reply*yawn*
Replysmafdi: On a side note: Their main page has two of the least muslim-looking people I've ever seen.
ReplyCool, a droll comic.
ReplyIn Heaven, everyone has wings except an old man named God who is the size of King Kong.
ReplyWait a second, wait one second, did you see that post below? Without cracked, people would not have known about the muslim love website?
ReplyThat site looks like a cracked article, I kid you not, the gals in the pictures have thier faces covered.
bitch bitch bitch cry cry cry moan moan moan michael swaim michael swaim michael swiam hot hot hot.
ReplyLol i reckon this one's random and funny :)
Replyman you people ask for so much and give nothing, I laugh every time i see someone taking 10 minutes out of their lives to read a comic, then gripe like a baby cause they >think< its not funny. Stop crying about something you will never change and stop clicking on comics if your going to wail like a girl.
ReplyBoo hoo you get to read great material and see free comics, go cry some more.
But it isn't funny.
Ha. I guess even God needs to feel validated every now and then. So THAT'S why He made us. I get it now.
ReplyKodiak: erections among dead males is not uncommon, hanged or otherwise. It is casually referred to as "angel lust." Some people think it's a good sign; that whatever the dead person saw as they were on the way out must have been so awesome as to give them a woody. I realize you were trying to be all irreverent or edgy or whatever, but your comment reminded me of that old "angel lust" concept.
I think that if god were to be asked what he most fucked up it would be the human knee. If asked what worked out well god would think photosynthesis.
ReplyHey there, theavenger121, it's always nice to meet a fellow devout Christian.
ReplyHey, man, did you know that when a dude is killed by hanging, the upright position of his body causes the blood to flow downward, incidently filling the blood vessels of the penis and giving the corpse an erection? Did you also know that hanged men shit their pants? Naturally, these symptoms would also appear on anyone killed by crucifiztion.
As a concerned Christian, you must be as outraged as I am whenever a stained glass window illustrating the Crucifixion doesn't show jesus covered in shit and sporting massive wood.
It's just plain disrespectful to show the crucified messiah any other way.
I'm certain you would agree.
Holy shit-covered dead Jesus erection, that was funny. It's a shame I didn't read this two years sooner.
Well, he was sporting massive wood... HE WAS NAILED TO IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Umm, I was the only one to comment about Subnormality. I said they were good, but I never said they were the only good ones. Also, I never commented poorly on them because I love Subnormality. So I think Gayinator just feels like being an ass.
ReplyGayinator said: "I'm not as much of a whiner as a lot of users on here, but this really did suck. On a side note, people, I saw someone on an earlier cracked comic post (I think it was Daisy Owl) complaining about how cracked needs to bring subnormality back, because it was the only good one here. On at least two subnormality posts, that same damn person was crying about how subnormality sucked, and that they needed to get rid of it. Seriously people, sometimes they suck, sometimes they don't. You don't really need to go My Chemical Romance on everyone."
ReplyThat is hilarious
Cool, a droll comic.
Replythis is great. christians on cracked finally don't have to feel so hated. this is the first cracked article i've seen that mentions god without openly bashing him and everyone who believes in him. maybe in ten years we'll be allowed to vote.
ReplyDude shut up, freedom of speech. if we weren't supposed to use it then why did your god give us freedom of choice and free thinking minds? go somewhere else if you don't like it here.
I'm not as much of a whiner as a lot of users on here, but this really did suck. On a side note, people, I saw someone on an earlier cracked comic post (I think it was Daisy Owl) complaining about how cracked needs to bring subnormality back, because it was the only good one here. On at least two subnormality posts, that same damn person was crying about how subnormality sucked, and that they needed to get rid of it. Seriously people, sometimes they suck, sometimes they don't. You don't really need to go My Chemical Romance on everyone.
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