America's Worst New Reality Shows

Since Survivor debuted in 2000, reality shows have ruled the TV airwaves, providing viewers with valuable insights into topics such as Flava Flav's preferred lovemaking methods and the fact that Paris Hilton is functionally illiterate. But, apparently, as the years pass, ideas for shows get harder to come by. We recently got our hands on ads for several major upcoming reality shows and, needless to say, we were unimpressed.