The Path to 9/11: More Deleted Scenes


SCENE TWO

National Security Advisor SANDY BERGER bursts into the Oval Office.

BERGER
Bill, Bill! We have him in our sights!

CLINTON
Not now, Sandy.

A wide shot reveals that Clinton is engaged in an orgy with CHER, JANE FONDA and RICK JAMES.

BERGER
But Bill — there's a Special Forces team in place in Afghanistan, looking down at the site where he and his top lieutenants are encamped. If they can just call in an airstrike —

CLINTON
Goddamnit, Sandy, now I'm going to have to start all over. Sorry about that, babe.

RICK JAMES
That's okay.

BERGER
You need to listen to me â€"

Clinton jumps up, agitated, and puts on a robe made out of marijuana leaves.

CLINTON
What did I tell you on your first day in office, Sandy?

BERGER
I — I can't remember sir.

CLINTON
I said that nothing — N-O-T-H-I-N-G, nothing â€" is more important to me than my own personal well-being and sexual fulfillment. Hedonism is something I take quite seriously, Sandy. And you sound ridiculous. Uptight and ridiculous.

Clinton adopts a mocking, girlish lilt.

CLINTON (CONT'D)
I'm Sandy Berger, and I'm scared of Osama bin Laden! I'm so worried he's going to attack us. Maybe he'll ride an elephant through Bill's motorcade, or fly his magic carpet into the Pentagon!

Cher, Jane Fonda, and Rick James laugh hysterically. Cher does a line of cocaine off of Fonda's back.

Berger turns slowly and solemnly walks away.

CLINTON
Come back, Sandy! How could we ever have fun without your bright, cheerful presence?

Clinton swallows a handful of multicolored pills while the rest of his friends encourage him to rejoin the orgy.

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