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The Old School Hip Hop Course Guide

WIGGAN HISTORY: PAST TO PRESENT

An exploration of the obstacles faced by today’s suburban white teenager as he struggles with the anger he doesn’t have about the disenfranchisement that never happened to him. Includes a hand-written thank-you note from Public Enemy’s Chuck D for buying his albums even though he hates you.


COMMUNICATIONS AND WHATNOT

What are the advantages to stapling a poster to a light pole when it will be taken down eight minutes later? Should I throw 1000 postcards on the sidewalk? Do all words end with a Z? These are some of the questions that will be answered in this class in between moments of braggadocio.


PHYSICS OF A BELT-FREE SOCIETY

Throughout history man has been pressured to wear belts as a means of keeping his pants on. This course will examine the modern belt-free movement and explore the potential social and economic pitfalls of having your pants falling off your ass.  


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