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I didn't find this funny. Not one little bit.
Replyone per page? glad you don't edit the photoplasty contests
ReplyWhoever came up with the creative for these ads needs to get kicked in the balls/vagina. Good advertising at best is meant to make people laugh, not feel slightly insulted and/or scoff.
Replyfrom what i saw in the army, that place is gayer than a cher concert
ReplyThis person clearly was never in the Army.
ReplyI like to shoot and rape civillians and be TOTALLY suprised when they turn on me and support their fomer slavers.
ReplyI'm in the Army and thought this was going to be funny. Wrong. So wrong.
ReplyI dodged most of these. Despite being supposedly absolutely unfit for military servic. Became an officer. And retired with a pension. Gay? You don't get laid in front of your coworkers. Also they just repealed Don't ask don't tell. Who gives a s**t. If you wanted to be in my unit, I would want you to kill anything that would represent a threat to my unit as a whole. Also to be totally proficient with weapons. I myself, love sex with both women and men. It never came up in my military career. I'm retired now. I don't s**t where I eat, and what I do behind closed doors is my business.
ReplyAlso, straight men, if they are so macho, are not exactly falling over themselves to join the armed forces.
Thank you for that. This article was terrible. I should have stopped reading after the first "gay" reference.
i gotta say this was s**te
ReplyAnother one could be: "Love to submit paperwork? Do you love bureaucracy? In the Army, you'll be doing paperwork from dusk until dawn! You can't take a s**t without filling out three forms, and those forms will take six months to get approved by someone hundreds of miles away!"
ReplyNot that I'm complaining . . . much. :P
Wow, just 4 comments. Echo (echoechoecho)
Replythanks now in 5 years, when im 18 i now know how to draft dodge.
Reply{hump ANOTHER persons leg.}
If a guy was learning-disabled, he wouldn't be accepted into the army. If you even have depression, they won't let you in. They're afraid you'll get cabin fever, go apeshit, and kill everyone... if not, at least sooner than most people.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesHave you met my good friend, Buzz Killington?
I know 3 people who have learning disabilities and enlisted no problem.
I was diagnosed with AUTISM (Asperger Syndrome) and they let me in.
I was born without a head and they let me in
Genius. :)
ReplyI object, both could be correct. Either you rappel off buildings (using ropes and harness to go from the top to the bottom) Or after you blow shit up you then have to repel (fight) off buildings (course being attacked by buildings isn't nearly as scary unless "Big" was a warning)
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