Rejected Army Recruitment Ads

thanks now in 5 years, when im 18 i now know how to draft dodge.

{hump ANOTHER persons leg.}

12/21/2008 3:39:34 PM

willyhassertt

If a guy was learning-disabled, he wouldn't be accepted into the army. If you even have depression, they won't let you in. They're afraid you'll get cabin fever, go apeshit, and kill everyone... if not, at least sooner than most people.

12/11/2008 4:24:20 PM

dontbugme3

Genius. :)

12/3/2008 5:33:06 AM

Darkmage

I object, both could be correct. Either you rappel off buildings (using ropes and harness to go from the top to the bottom) Or after you blow s**t up you then have to repel (fight) off buildings (course being attacked by buildings isn't nearly as scary unless "Big" was a warning)

8/24/2008 2:01:33 AM

Chicken

I started thinking about the argument below, and whether repel or rappel is the right form of the word for that context, so I took it to dictionary.com. Turns out it is rappel. So you guys down there below me, chill out because the fight's over now. I win.

7/10/2008 12:47:37 AM

hempographer

Great ads. See more "Army Strong" humor at www.armywrong.net

2/8/2008 7:58:24 PM

Sgt John

Repel is correct, yah anyways how good is pubspa jj

1/3/2008 11:08:30 AM

AkaP*

Contrary to popular belief, the end of the year is one of the best times to look for, awesome descion

12/11/2007 12:53:18 AM

sasha brinkova,sasha brinkova

i like to repel rappelers...hehe...and blow s**t up :)

11/24/2007 4:52:36 PM

napalme

Dear asfr,
Maybe you should join the army, you f*****g retard. They will teach you the difference between "repel" and "rappel." Hopefully. No promises, though....

11/20/2007 6:19:44 AM

Douches...

Maybe you should join the army, you f*****g retard. They will teach you the difference between "repel" and "rappel." Hopefully. No promises, though....

11/20/2007 6:17:13 AM

Douches...

no you're just retarded visigoth, repel is a word.

11/17/2007 3:36:33 PM

asfrghfju

You misspelled "rappel"

11/14/2007 12:00:18 AM

The Visigoth