Nicknames: The Spaceman's Potpourri, Roasted Happy, Vanilla Iced Tea
Effects: LSD causes hallucinations of everything from baby unicorns to football sized radishes, from a seven legged table to an amalgamation of Rosie O'Donnell and Macho Man Randy Savage, all for the enjoyment of the user.
Warnings: How would you feel if an amalgamation of Rosie O'Donnell and Macho Man Randy Savage came running at you with a radish the size of your face? That's right, you'd soil yourself and start screaming. Also: Ozzy Osbourne.
Ingredients: Air biscuits and rainbow juice.
Famous Users: Allegedly, family-friendly retard Mr. Osbourne took it every day for five years and now he can't feel his back. Also the Beatles may have possibly dabbled and Condoleeza Rice nailed it on her recent tour of the Middle East.
Street Value: Pretty expensive. Rainbow Juice is hard to come by at the best of times.
Nicknames: Groovebunnies; Semolina Hands
Effects: It makes all those old seventies records sound like what they're meant to sound like. It also creates a slight feeling of hunger, leading to late night trips to the all-night supermarket.
Warnings: Those aren't just slight hunger pangs. They're so bad you'd eat your own mother if you could find your way out of her basement. And those late night food expeditions are directly responsible for the creation of "Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies". Also, you will find yourself saying 'man' at the end of every sentence.
Ingredients: Your parent's broken dreams of sending you to a respectable college.
Famous Users: Matthew McConnaughey (actor, bongo enthusiast); Willie Nelson (singer, foe of shampoos); Snoop Dogg (rapper, women's rights activist); Aaron Sorkin (TV producer, lover of feeling superior to you); The Black Crowes (musicians, apparently); Tommy Chong (actor, looks homeless).
Street Value: It depends on the status of the college your parents hoped to send you to.