Star Wars
A long, long time ago, in a pitch meeting far away, a man was denied the rights to a Flash Gordon adaptation. And thank The Force those rights were denied, because now we get to live in a world where The Adventures of Luke Starkiller As Taken From The "Journal of The Whills" exists! Okay, okay: the Skywalker Saga wasn't exactly fully formed upon first draft. But boy, we sure were blown away with a Death Star-level force when Luke, Han, and Leia fired up the hyperdrive to our hearts.
Sure, there have been some misfires. Every character might have untreated mental illness. Sometimes Star Wars video games are better than the movie. Sometimes Star Wars is horny (especially those horny Jedi). But don't tell us that John Williams score doesn't make your heart skip a beat. Don't tell us you don't want a lightsaber. Yeah, we know. It's okay to love Star Wars, even when it's stupid. Cracked is here to cover every twist and turn in the galaxy-spanning saga. Read on below:
The Mystery Of The Missing 'Star Wars' Muscle Car
Why isn’t this the subject of a true crime podcast yet?
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- By JM McNab
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27 Bungling Genealogy is Just Part of Making 'Star Wars' Movies
Remember how Boba Fett was almost Luke’s uncle?
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George Lucas Thinks Fans Missed the Point of ‘Star Wars’
It’s a good thing ‘Star Wars’ doesn’t exist in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.
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What 'The Mandalorian' Needs To Remember About Boba Fett
Less is more.
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- By Daniel Dockery
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21 Questions And Strange Lore About 'Star Wars'
The more you learn, the weirder it gets.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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How 'Baby Yoda' Was Able To Avoid The Inevitable Backlash
Attempt to harm the baby in any way and you will be pulled, twisted, and bopped.
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- By Luis Prada
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'Star Wars: Squadrons' Has A Lofty Legacy To Live Up To
As long as an R2 unit screeches at the faintest hint of danger, it'll be alright.
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- By Luis Prada
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Two Truths and a Lie: The Star Wars Cantina Band
Filgrin D’an and the Modal Nodes are a band of super musicians who play a genre of music called jizz. Right?
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- By Jesse
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The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes
Make green slime canon, you cowards.
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- By JM McNab
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The Jedi Are A Bunch Of Hos
Search your feelings, you know the Jedi boned.
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- By Dan Duddy
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VIDEO: Why The New Star Wars Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start
You can't blame Jar-Jar for this one.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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The One Death Scene ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Needed
It doesn't involve Babu Frik, we're not monsters.
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- By JM McNab
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Werner Herzog Talking About Baby Yoda is Pure Poetry
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'The Hunger Games' Is Pulling A 'Star Wars'
Now this is hunger racing!
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- By Riley Simmons
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'Rise of Skywalker' Whiffed On C-3PO, Hard
Giving C-3PO a big goodbye was only fair, seeing as he really was the last Skywalker.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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