Alleged "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is no-nonsense this week as he takes a deep dive into the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy and proves it was already doomed from The Force Awakens opening crawl.

Inspired By The Article "Why The New Star Wars Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start." And be sure to subscribe to Cracked's YouTube page to check out episodes of our new and classic series.

Writer: Jordan Breeding

Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko

Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko

Special Thanks: Devin Byam

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