Two Truths and a Lie: The Star Wars Cantina Band
Filgrin D’an and the Modal Nodes are a band of super musicians who play a genre of music called jizz. Right?
![Two Truths and a Lie: The Star Wars Cantina Band](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/0/4/739404_320x180.jpg?v=1)
You know the cantina band - those jaunty fellows who provide a few moments of intergalactic muzak while Han shoots Greedo's dick off. They only make a brief appearance in A New Hope, but they've inspired a surprising amount of canon and semi-canon lore.
You might think you know everything about them, but see if you can tell which statement isn't true:
You might think you know everything about them, but see if you can tell which statement isn't true:
![2 TRUTHS AND A LIE: THE CANTINA BAND They're a species of super musicians. The music they play is called jizz. They have a name: Filgrin D'an and th](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/0/739390.jpg?v=2)
![TRUTH: They're a species of super musicians. The Bith are biologically near-perfect musicians: They Their practice bagpipe-y music with lungs allow ma](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/3/739393.jpg?v=2)
![TRUTH: the Bith can't get enough jizz. Jizz' is the actual name of the genre they play. There are two distinct jizz songs in A New Hope: Mad About](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/8/9/739389.jpg?v=2)
![LIE: the band is actually not called Filgrin D'an and the Modal Nodes. KATHY TYERS STAR WARS WE DON'T DO WEDDINGS THE BAND'S TALE DRAMATISATION #Harpe](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/2/739392.jpg?v=2)
![But they went behind Jabba's back to play at the wedding of his rival, Lady Valarian. Jabba discovers the betrayal, and sends his henchmen to break up](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/4/739394.jpg?v=2)
![In the ensuing mayhem, the Modal Nodes run into our pal Wuher. Wuher invites them to play at his cantina, just down the street. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/9/739399.jpg?v=2)
![They agree, but first they change their name to avoid getting their asses bountyhunted. When we see them in the cantina, they go by the name Babbarine](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/5/739395.jpg?v=2)