Star Wars
A long, long time ago, in a pitch meeting far away, a man was denied the rights to a Flash Gordon adaptation. And thank The Force those rights were denied, because now we get to live in a world where The Adventures of Luke Starkiller As Taken From The "Journal of The Whills" exists! Okay, okay: the Skywalker Saga wasn't exactly fully formed upon first draft. But boy, we sure were blown away with a Death Star-level force when Luke, Han, and Leia fired up the hyperdrive to our hearts.
Sure, there have been some misfires. Every character might have untreated mental illness. Sometimes Star Wars video games are better than the movie. Sometimes Star Wars is horny (especially those horny Jedi). But don't tell us that John Williams score doesn't make your heart skip a beat. Don't tell us you don't want a lightsaber. Yeah, we know. It's okay to love Star Wars, even when it's stupid. Cracked is here to cover every twist and turn in the galaxy-spanning saga. Read on below:
'Superman' Reboot Coming From Star Wars' J.J. Abrams, Award-Winning Author, Ta-Nehisi Coates
Plus, who is speculated to play Clark Kent.
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51 Movie Beef: The Other 'Star Wars' Firing We Never Heard About
Forget Cara Dune, we almost lost Salacious Crumb and Admiral Ackbar!
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How Baby Yoda Became A Latin American LGBT Icon
It has to do with cake.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Weird Things You Notice Watching ‘Star Wars,’ Minute By Minute
Analyzing Star Wars sixty seconds at a time leads to some weird places.
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That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)
Do we really want you-know-who looking after our favorite alien toddler?
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'The Mandalorian' Just Honored The Movie 'Star Wars' Torpedoed
Sure, this should make everything better.
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'Star Wars' Sad Story of Yaddle, the Female Yoda Everyone Ignores
Before Baby Yoda, there was a Yoda no one gave a crap about.
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R.I.P. David Prowse, The Actor Who Was Darth Vader (And Blew His Secret)
Hold your James Earl Joneses close
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'The Mandalorian' is Trying to Fix Every 'Star Wars' Problem
Baby Yoda is here to make everything right.
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- By JM McNab
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16 Bewildering Facts About The Star Wars Holiday Special
It's even more bonkers than you can tell just by looking at it.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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Beloved 'Star Wars' Author Claims Disney Has Yet To Pay Him
This (Lucasfilm) deal is getting worse all the time.
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- By JM McNab
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‘The Mandalorian' Acknowledged That 'Star Wars' Was Kind Of A Rip-Off
The fun Easter Egg reminds us of a narrowly-avoided lawsuit.
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According To 'The Mandalorian' The Galaxy Went To Crap After 'Return Of The Jedi'
The Ewoks had no good reason to party it seems.
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The Stupid Rules of Star Wars Fashion: No Zippers, Glasses, or Bras
Just so we’re clear: Velcro = spacey, zippers = unacceptably terrestrial.
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Is Darth Vader Overrated? - Cracked Debate
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