Star Wars
A long, long time ago, in a pitch meeting far away, a man was denied the rights to a Flash Gordon adaptation. And thank The Force those rights were denied, because now we get to live in a world where The Adventures of Luke Starkiller As Taken From The "Journal of The Whills" exists! Okay, okay: the Skywalker Saga wasn't exactly fully formed upon first draft. But boy, we sure were blown away with a Death Star-level force when Luke, Han, and Leia fired up the hyperdrive to our hearts.
Sure, there have been some misfires. Every character might have untreated mental illness. Sometimes Star Wars video games are better than the movie. Sometimes Star Wars is horny (especially those horny Jedi). But don't tell us that John Williams score doesn't make your heart skip a beat. Don't tell us you don't want a lightsaber. Yeah, we know. It's okay to love Star Wars, even when it's stupid. Cracked is here to cover every twist and turn in the galaxy-spanning saga. Read on below:
'Star Trek's Best Captain Is ... Scotty?
Sir! Beam me up Scotty, Sir!
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27 Star Wars' Saddest Character Is The Space Slug (No, Seriously)
A long time ago in a galaxy forever alone ...
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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Carrie Fisher's Daughter Posts Heartwarming Tribute to Her Late Mom, Princess Leia, On 'Star Wars' Day
May the fourth be with you.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How 'Star Wars' Hacked Our Brains Into Loving It
Love Baby Yoda? You have evolution to thank.
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- By JM McNab
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Darth Vader Actor Didn't Know 'Empire Strikes Back' Iconic Twist During Filming
Darth Vader, he's just like us ... sorta.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' Turned Darth Maul Into a Shakespeare Villain
The Maul that’s resurrected in 'The Clone Wars' was something else entirely. Something better.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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Disney Says They Made Working 'Star Wars' Lightsaber, Sets Opening Date For Disneyland Avengers Campus
That's definitely not dangerous at all ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Star Wars Holiday Special's Best Part Was Kind Of A Rip-Off
No, not the Life Day song.
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- By JM McNab
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4 Star Wars Legends Disney Wish Never Happened (Master Bayts and More)
Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we’re not interested in the safe stuff.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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'Fast & Furious' Han Seoul-Oh Actor To Appear In 'Star Wars' Series 'Obi-Wan Kenobi'
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- By Carly Tennes
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I Guess Someone Had To Turn Baby Yoda, Shrek, and Remy from 'Ratatouille' Into Hyper-Muscular Cakes
We're uncomfortable.
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- By Carly Tennes
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A Major Plot Hole Became a 'Star Wars' Conspiracy Theory
The Empire became Endor Truthers.
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- By JM McNab
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George Lucas Screwed-Up His Non-'Star Wars' Movies Too
George Lucas loves denim, plaid, and ruining his own work.
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- By JM McNab
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Every 'Star Wars' Character Has A Mental Illness, According to Scientists
If 'Star Wars' universe as a whole seems to struggle with decisions and behaviors, there might be a good reason for that.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Movie Mystery: Why 'Star Wars' Had A Satan Cameo
Mos Eisley: awretched hive of scum and villainy and the prince of darkness.
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- By JM McNab
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