Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we’re not interested in the safe stuff like Thrawn or Mara Jade—we’re talkin’ Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love. This is Canonball.
Based on the article 5 Shockingly Insane Scenes From Star Wars’ Expanded Universe
Writer: Jordan Breeding
Narrator: Jesse Eisemann
Editor: Bryan Slack
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