Star Wars

6 Ways The Star Wars Movies Were A Total Nightmare To Make
It's a miracle the Original Trilogy got made at all, given how much of a white-knuckle nonstop carousel of suffering it was.
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- By Nimby Smith
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5 Ways Disney Can't Stop Screwing Up Star Wars
Star Wars. You love it! You think it's great. But what if Star Wars stopped being great? That would be bad, right?
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The Big Reason Why Darth Vader Is Actually A Crappy Villain
Every single Star Wars fan has only one question on their mind right now: Has Darth Vader ever used the Force to squeeze a dude's nuts?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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A Few (Unreasonable) Requests For Disney's Star Wars Park
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- By Daniel Dockery
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Star Wars Minus The Force: 5 Series That Need To Branch Out
When a series becomes ridiculously popular, it's nearly impossible to separate it from some of its most notable aspects. But sometimes that's exactly what's needed to save them.
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- By Daniel Dockery
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Why We Should Boycott The New Star Wars Film (It's The Scar)
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- By Dan Hopper
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The Sheer Madness That Was The Star Wars Horror Book Series
This series when from 'Goosebumps' to 'The Exorcist' in no time flat.
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- By Kristen Mohr
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5 Shockingly Insane Scenes From Star Wars’ Expanded Universe
If Disney had any guts, all of these plots would be made into feature films.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Dear Star Wars: Please Let Carrie Fisher Rest in Peace
As the recent release of Rogue One has demonstrated, Star Wars is now bigger than any individual actor's life, or death, or dignity therein.
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- By Tom Reimann
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20 Bafflingly Illogical Details Of The Star Wars Universe
Even the greatest of franchises can't get all of it right.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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24 Aspects Of Star Wars That Deserve Their Own Movies
Just get used to seeing a 'Star Wars' movie every year for the next 100 years.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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21 Ways The Star Wars Movies Could Have Been Worse
Man, the Star Wars universe is kind of embarrassing.
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- By AM Smiley
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5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective
Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
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- By Lizzy Chrome
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5 Horrible Ideas That Almost Killed Star Wars Forever
Would George Lucas have made everything worse. Yes. One hundred times yes.
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- By JM McNab
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Fan Theory: The Real Reason Why The Emperor Needed Luke
How simple is the 'Star Wars' story really? What if we weren't dealing with an innocent battle of Good versus Evil, but a battle of Good versus Wrinkled, Sperm-Hungry Maniac?
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- By Stephen Cooper
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