It's almost as if Disney is gaslighting fans into thinking that the planet is an integral part of the Star Wars universe, and wasn't just invented because fake trees are easier to manage than a shitload of sand. And one can't help but wonder if there are other ways that Disney will acclimatize fans to the new park through fiction. Like, perhaps the comic book will inform people that littering is strictly against Batuuian law. Or elucidate that it's rude when visiting Batuu not to honor its rich cultural heritage by eating to excess and purchasing unnecessary souvenirs. They could even invent an invisible alien species whose language coincidentally sounds like the screams of a tantruming child. The possibilities are endless!
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