We have the Potato Famine and Great Depression to thank for Halloween, so…shoutout to historical tragedies? Look, we're so excited about Halloween we've already queued up some underrated horror movies. We're in a place of excitement right now, not depressing potatoes. Just look at these DIY Halloween costumes! Are you anything but jacked for spooky season right now? 

We'd be remiss to leave you without a few safety reminders: no one is giving your kids edibles. Legal weed for children in this economy? Come on. No poison candy either! That's for Christmas. And finally, please remember these creepy ‘facts’ are falsehoods. OK, there's more below, but that's all we have time for now. Have fun on Halloween! Hail Satan!

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5 Things That Have Almost Destroyed Halloween

Halloween isn't always the beacon of snack-sized Snickers and girls dressed as Kojak with cleavage that it should be. For years, nefarious little shits have been trying to have their way with it and make it awful, because some people just want to watch the world burn.

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