On Halloween, we're all asked to find creative ways to make other people think about what we'd be like to have sex with. Unfortunately, not all costumes lend themselves to sexiness quite as well as "Sexy Nurse," and "Doctor Penis Hands." We asked you to prove it by showing us the worst possible sexy costume ideas. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Scarin

CRACKEDOON I need to be changed Baby costume. Kit includes: Baby Bottie Ha Top Onesired diacer Stains Authentie Pee Smel Spray Authentie Pooo Smel S

Entry by Mediorite

23 Horrible Ideas for Sexy Halloween Costumes

Entry by j21

CRACKEDON SIZZLING WESIBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PROTESTERS! USA: USAE FAG VAG et NATION s s NATION an 1 HATEFUIL SIGN & 1 NOVELTY SIGN INCLUDED!

Entry by HaywireLiar

SLEEK! SEXY! SEDUCTIVE! NECRONOM V We don't know what the fuck it is, but somebody's into it, guaranteed! HECRONOM V (F) ITEM #23490 SIZE: S- XXL QT:

Entry by drudru

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