Chris Sims
5 Satanic Crime Fighting Tips Taught to Real American Cops
Since the worship of the Devil and his unholy legion of crooks are an extremely pressing concern for all of us, here are five crucial tips for dealing with Satanic cult crime.
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The 9 Strangest Episodes in the History of 'Power Rangers'
'Power Rangers' was a weird idea to begin with.
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Undeniable Proof That European Christmas Is Terrifying
There's a subgenre of a subgenre of fiction devoted entirely to Christmas. And it's mostly about ladies who want rough sex from the Krampus.
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8 Racist Halloween Costumes People Apparently Still Wear
If you're heading to a costume party this year and want to make everyone there very uncomfortable, there are plenty of options available in this year's fine selection of racist Halloween costumes.
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3 Books from Dinosaur Erotica's Most Prolific Author
Because dinosaur erotica is an actual thing.
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The Craziest Karate Robot Motorcycle Movie Ever Made
This is the best movie I've seen all year, and maybe the most balls-out-crazy movie I've seen in my entire life.
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5 Great Moments From the World's Craziest Filmmaker
Fake nazi crimes, certified cowards, and punishment polls -- just a day in the life for some folks.
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5 Insane Moments From the Manliest Movie Ever Made
You might think that 'a movie about dirt bike jousting directed by George Romero' would pretty much cover all the bizarre stuff going on in this movie, but trust me on this: It is only the beginning.
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Why the Greatest X-Men Comic Is About a Drunken Brawl
When you're trying to figure out the all-time greatest X-Men story, there are a lot of really strong contenders. But here is the strongest.
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7 Awesome Moments in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever
It is an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.
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The Most Hilariously Bad Batman Comic of All Time
Sometimes Batman's a weird super-strong baby with a grown-up brain who fights crime in Mickey Mouse pants.
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