Truly, the incompetence of these highly advanced humans seems to know no bounds. Like when tabloids thought that some time-surfing hipster had dropped his vintage Swiss watch in the tomb of a Ming emperor?
via Ancient Origins
Shortly after he accidentally put in the wash and it shrank.
Or when that same dude photobombed at a bridge opening in 1941, popping up in the audience like he was standing in line for the opening of a new vape shop?
Everyone in that crowd hates him as much as you would.
Well, the watch is from an unverified story published on a website known for bullshit, and has never been followed up on in almost a decade. And while the so-called "time-traveling hipster" might look at odds with his surroundings, all of the stuff that he's wearing was commercially available at the time, from the cardigan to the sunglasses all the way down to the tiny camera. Because that's what hipsters do: They dress like your great-grandfather. So how could you possibly tell them apart? Though the idea that someone mastered time travel just to go back and ironically witness the opening of a bridge in British Columbia is perhaps the most hipster thing imaginable.
But to all of us time travel skeptics, true believers have one last ace up their sleeves. Behold, the helicopter hieroglyphs of Abydos! Found in the lost Egyptian Temple of Seti, this series of hieroglyphs clearly show the outline of a helicopter, as well as other examples of modern machinery, such as a submarine and a jet fighter. Proof that's actually set in stone. Pretty damning, right?
Submarine or Luke Skywalker's landspeeder.