Halloween
We have the Potato Famine and Great Depression to thank for Halloween, so…shoutout to historical tragedies? Look, we're so excited about Halloween we've already queued up some underrated horror movies. We're in a place of excitement right now, not depressing potatoes. Just look at these DIY Halloween costumes! Are you anything but jacked for spooky season right now?
We'd be remiss to leave you without a few safety reminders: no one is giving your kids edibles. Legal weed for children in this economy? Come on. No poison candy either! That's for Christmas. And finally, please remember these creepy ‘facts’ are falsehoods. OK, there's more below, but that's all we have time for now. Have fun on Halloween! Hail Satan!
A Brief History of Michael Myers' Mask From 'Halloween'
Michael Myers' iconic mask has jumped more sharks than the series itself.
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19 The 5 Best Halloween Episodes You Should Watch Tonight
How you choose to celebrate this most blessed of holidays is up to you. But consider watching some Halloween-themed TV episodes that actually capture the spirit of Halloween.
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- By Daniel Dockery
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Poisoned Halloween Candy Just Isn't A Thing
What kind of weirdo tampers with Halloween candy?
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- By Tim Hawkman, Ian Fortey
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5 Jaw-Dropping DIY Costumes (Made By Regular People)
You want to wear that 'This Is My Costume' T-shirt again this Halloween, you go right on ahead.
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- By Tiago Svn, Zanandi Botes, Alyssa Feller
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The AI That Generates Halloween Costumes Is The Singularity
This woman is a certifiable evil genius.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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The Overarching Plot Of The 'Halloween' Movies Is Crazy AF
Allow us to guide you through the tangled ball of Christmas lights that is the Halloween series.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Ways Halloween Turns Kids Into Criminals (No, Seriously)
There are a lot of little hallmarks of Halloween which studies have shown turn children into real bite-sized brats.
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- By Luis Prada
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12 Halloween Costumes To Scar Your Pet For Life
The best perk of being the apex species on the planet? Humiliating our pets by forcing them into dumb costumes.
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- By Katie Goldin
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16 Clearly Miserable Dogs In Halloween Costumes
Amazon's dog Halloween costume category is a gallery of existential misery.
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- By Katie Goldin
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6 Creepy ‘Facts’ Everybody Forgets Are Hoaxes Each Halloween
These stories seem legit at first glance, but when the moon is at its highest and people start checking for sources, they're anything but.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Facts About Halloween Candy Creepier Than Any Ghost Story
If you want to be scared about Halloween candy, look no further than the candy companies themselves
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- By Carolyn Burke
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7 Costumes You Think Are Clever (That Really, Really Aren't)
We don't like Ken Bone anymore, so toss that red sweater in the trash.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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11 Great Halloween Costumes For (People Who Hate Their) Kids
Apart from naming them, picking a Halloween costume is the most nerve-wracking decision you'll ever make for your kid.
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The 13 Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes Ever Made
The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.
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5 Halloween Costume Rules Stupid People Always Forget
Relevant: I'm not a girl. And I'm not going to be as familiar with the unique challenges of concealing their (lovely) wretched bodies.
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