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6 Backward Ideas Hollywood Still Has About Men

Hollywood seems to have extremely specific ideas of what a man is supposed to be. And it's not super great.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding, Guy Bigel
Published: May 17, 2017

6 Weirdly Specific Tropes Movies Got Briefly Obsessed With

Not only only are these weirdly specific. They're freakishly, pointlessly specific.

Authors: By Tiago Svn, Nathan Kamal, Jordan Breeding, Stephanie Shepard
Published: May 14, 2017

How Is Santa Real?? 6 Movies Where No One Notices Anything

Sometimes, a movie's internal logic requires such profound, universal stupidity it starts to feel insulting.

Authors: By Nathan Kamal, Jordan Breeding
Published: May 10, 2017

5 Self-Help Books That Got Very Popular Being Very Wrong

In an ideal universe, trained educators and/or leading experts in their field would exclusively write self-help books. We do not live in an ideal universe.

Authors: By Nathan Kamal, Jordan Breeding
Published: May 04, 2017

5 Deeply Embarrassing Things The News Keeps Doing

Our ability to share massive amounts of information also means we can share massive amounts of garbage.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding, Jesse Ward
Published: April 28, 2017

5 Dumbass Legal Mistakes Movies Keep Making

The jury finds the defendant to be total pop culture nonsense.

Authors: By Nick J., Jordan Breeding
Published: April 27, 2017

Bang Moms, But NOT Dads: 5 Weird Lessons From Movies

Movies have (evil) ways of telling you a lot about a character without saying a word.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: April 25, 2017

6 Sci-Fi Movie Technologies That Went Stupidly Backwards

You can keep your junk, sci-fi future.

Authors: By Nathan Kamal, Jordan Breeding, Dan Hopper
Published: April 19, 2017

7 Times History Went Straight Slapstick

History is sometimes written by the winners and other times written by coked-out sitcom writers desperate to finish a scene.

Authors: By Xavier Jackson, Alexander Pan, Jordan Breeding, Mike Turner
Published: April 16, 2017

How 5 Potentially Great Movies Got Derailed By Offscreen Nonsense

Some of the stories behind these non-adaptations would make pretty good movies of their own (mostly comedies, with some hints of psychological horror).

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: April 09, 2017

4 Film Couples That Are Gross When You Really Think About It

Movie romances can look fine on the surface, but are mostly pretty bizarre.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: March 29, 2017

5 Geniuses The Media Loves To Quote (Who Aren't Experts)

We go to geniuses for hot takes on everything, regardless of whether the subject is in the 'expert's' wheelhouse or their opinion on it belongs closer to the outhouse.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding, Luke Miller
Published: March 29, 2017

Here's What Really Happened To The Noid: 5 Crazy Aftermaths

It turns out we've been missing out on some alarmingly crazy celebrity stories that were just swept under the rug.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding, Markos Hasiotis
Published: March 26, 2017

5 Real-Life Crimes With Dumber Twists Than Any Crime Show

The universe remains a huge fan of revelations that would be deemed laughably implausible in a Hollywood screenplay.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: March 24, 2017

5 B.S. ‘Ironic’ News Stories The Public Swallowed Whole

The media will go to great lengths to get us to click on their headlines.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: March 23, 2017

5 Nightmare Stories To Justify Anyone's Irrational Fears

Humans are famous for being afraid of all the wrong things. But those 'wrong things' do happen from time to time.

Authors: By Ivan Farkas, P. Chung, Jordan Breeding, Alyssa Feller
Published: March 22, 2017

7 Concepts We Totally Take For Granted, Like 'White People'

Possibly the weirdest thing humans do is come up with something and then immediately act like it's always been around.

Authors: By Nathan Kamal, Jordan Breeding
Published: March 22, 2017

6 WTF Stumbling Blocks (That Almost Killed Famous Movies)

Hollywood films are always one manic breakdown, drunken mistake, or nervous producer away from shutting down and disappearing into oblivion.

Authors: By Chris Sutcliffe, Jordan Breeding
Published: March 15, 2017

5 'Underdog' Movies About Real People Who Weren't Underdogs

Don't feel too sorry for these

Authors: By Sam Jackson, Jordan Breeding
Published: March 08, 2017

5 Last Second Changes That Saved Classic Movies From Sucking

Your favorite movies have all been one misstep away from being a RiffTrax feature.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding, Luke Miller
Published: February 28, 2017