Here's What Really Happened To The Noid: 5 Crazy Aftermaths

Sesame Street ultimately cut ties with Calloway after he began stalking teenage actress Alison Bartlett, who played David's shop assistant, Gina, and at one point showed up at her high school to propose to her. Calloway was sent to a mental institution, where he later tragically died from a heart attack during another murderous rage, and David vanished from the show.

You might assume this presented another teaching opportunity, but the writers opted not to put together a "sometimes our friends turn into violent psychopaths and have to be committed and we don't know why" episode. That one's even harder to explain with puppets than the fact that old people die.

His arch-nemesis was slightly stiffer cardboard, if that gives you any indication of what we're dealing with here.

The Noid infected pop culture so much in the '80s that he crossed into the realm of t-shirts, toys, and video games. But he mercifully disappeared from our TV screens by the '90s, not because the ads weren't selling pizzas, but because of the kind of public relations nightmare that only a mentally ill gunman could create.

In January 1989, a man carrying a .357 Magnum revolver broke into an Atlanta Domino's restaurant and held two employees hostage for five hours. After the police became involved, the assailant began making Hollywood-style demands -- $100,000 in cash, a getaway car, and bizarrely, a copy of his favorite book, The Widow's Son, by Robert Anton Wilson (you'd think he could just buy one with 100 grand). During the siege, the gunman kept forcing the hostages to make him pizza. As you would.

Eventually, the hostages escaped and the man was apprehended. His name? Kenneth Lamar Noid.

That was no coincidence. Kenneth Noid had been suffering from a dark carnival of brain problems that led him to believe that the bombardment of TV commercials inviting pizza fans to "avoid the Noid" were making fun of him, personally. The advertising campaign drove his psychosis to the point that he believed the Domino's Pizza Illuminati were breaking into his apartment while he was away to monitor him.

After the incident, as well as a whole bunch of newspaper headlines that were hilarious variations of the theme "Domino's Couldn't Avoid This Noid!," Domino's decided to retire the character and fast food franchises decided to stick with mascots that couldn't plausibly be some crazy guy's real name. Though we're not discounting the idea that there might be someone out there named Chuck E. Cheese who is lovingly stroking a shotgun right now.

The ultimate winner of the show was New York City firefighter Angel Juarbe Jr., who solved the crime and won $250,000 and a new car. The final episode aired on September 4th. Unfortunately, it would turn out not to be the most memorable thing to happen in America in September 2001.

And, where most people would probably quit their jobs on the spot after winning a quarter of a million and a Jeep on a game show, Angel Juarbe wasn't most people. He went right back to work in the NYC firehouse. Less than a week later, on 9/11, 9/11 happened.

Sure enough, Juarbe was one of the first responders who heroically tried to evacuate people from the towers as they collapsed, and gave his life to protect others. The entire cast of the show later visited his mother to pay their respects ("You probably don't know us, but we once solved a fake murder with your son") and, yes, the show was cancelled shortly thereafter.

Pol Pot's extremist anti-technology Khmer Rouge regime was a group of maniacs who thought they could base an entire society around farming alone, to the point that they actually murdered anyone who knew anything beyond what time of year to plant corn. Literally, they had exams and everything, but you'd get a bullet in the back of your head if you answered any of the questions correctly.

Haing Ngor was a gynecologist, and when his wife started suffering life-threatening complications in childbirth, he knew exactly how to save her, but he faced a horrifying decision -- if he did save her, the Khmer Rouge would realize that he was smart, and would probably kill him, his wife, his entire extended family, and his dog, for good measure. So Ngor let his wife die and carried that decision with him for the rest of his life.

Flash forward to 1985 -- Ngor, with no acting experience, won an Oscar for just basically playing himself. He decided that he enjoyed acting and appeared in a fair number of movies and TV shows until 1996, when he was unceremoniously murdered in his Los Angeles front yard by three muggers who apparently just wanted his stuff.

According to the tragic official story, the muggers confronted Ngor outside his apartment and demanded all of his valuables, which he was happy to give up, except for a locket he wore around his neck containing a photo of his dead wife. His refusal to surrender the locket was what apparently led to his murder.

Though there is some speculation that the true motive behind the killing may have been political -- the gang members who were convicted for the killing were Cambodian immigrants themselves, and may have targeted Ngor specifically for his activism against the Khmer Rouge. In any case, it's just another depressingly common example of a great champion of civil rights being taken from us before his time by some random asshole with a firearm.

But the Love Boat's greatest and more prime-time adventures actually came after the long-running show had wrapped up. The titular boat (actually a P&O vessel called the Pacific Princess) was re-appropriated as a regular cruise ship after its Hollywood career ended, like a washed-up actor trying to make ends meet on the back of their past success.

But in 1998, the Love Boat was impounded by authorities when it sailed into a Greek port with a motherload of heroin on board. After Greek authorities interrogated the crew, it was discovered that the ship was actually being routinely used by international drug smugglers to distribute heroin around the world, because frankly, who would suspect the Love Boat?

Despite its now-sordid reputation, the ship remained in operation until 2013, when a toxic gas leak on board killed two people and injured six others. This was one infraction too far, and the company ultimately sold it for scrap to a Turkish shipyard, lest it find new ways to continue its Stephen King-esque reign of terror across the Pacific.

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