Tom Reimann
I am an editor at Cracked.com and the author of Stitches (available on Amazon!). I write things and play music at startthemachine.tumblr.com. Follow me to freedom on Twitter @startthemachine.
Thought Experiment: Living In a No-Internet World
All the hip young kids are using a thing called the internet these days.
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- By Kristi Harrison, Brett Rader, Abe Epperson, Alex Schmidt, Saundra Sorenson, Tom Reimann
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Cracked Movie Club: Jurassic Park
Steven Spielberg month continues on Cracked Movie Club!
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- By Tom Reimann, Abe Epperson, David Christopher Bell
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Cracked Movie Club: Raiders of the Lost Ark
It’s Steven Spielberg month on Cracked Movie Club!
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- By Abe Epperson, Tom Reimann
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An Aladdin/Indiana Jones Connection That Will Blow Your Mind
Whatever became of Aladdin, exactly? Steven Spielberg know.
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- By Tom Reimann
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Why Only Some Superhero Movies Qualify As Summer Movies
Big cardboard cutouts in movie theater lobbies. Promotional cups at fast food restaurants. Kickass soundtracks featuring Seal.
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- By Alex Schmidt, Tom Reimann, Abe Epperson
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A Glorious History Of Failed Amusement Parks
Believe it or not, the idea of the summer break wasn't invented until very recently.
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- By Tom Reimann, Alex Schmidt, David Christopher Bell
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17 Famous Movies With Insane Behind The Scenes Stories
Understatement time: movies are hard to make.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Tom Reimann, Jamie Loftus, Alex Schmidt
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Why History Should Have Prepared Us For Ja Rule's Trickery
Ja Rule? More like 'Ja Fool,' right guys? Right? Hello?
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- By Tom Reimann
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Why We've All Forgotten How Evil The Nazis Really Were
Maybe it's time to stop using Nazis as bad guys.
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- By Tom Reimann
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Thank God For An R-Rated Venom (We'll Finally Get The D)
Warning: Lots of talk of comic book wiener ahead.
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- By Tom Reimann
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Dear Star Wars: Please Let Carrie Fisher Rest in Peace
As the recent release of Rogue One has demonstrated, Star Wars is now bigger than any individual actor's life, or death, or dignity therein.
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- By Tom Reimann
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These Are The People Trump Has Promised To Hurt
In the past few weeks, we've written about not panicking, why you should absolutely panic, and just about everything in between when it comes to the Trump presidency.
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- By Jack O'Brien, Tom Reimann, Robert Evans
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7 True Stories That Should’ve Already Been Made Into Movies
Ahh September, the leaves are changing into autumnal shades of yellow, red and orange, the air has a chilly bite, and movie theaters are being inundated with 'Based on a True Story' Oscar-bait.
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- By Jack O'Brien, Alex Schmidt, Carmen Angelica, Michael Swaim, Tom Reimann
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20 Things Sci-Fi Promised Us That We Want Now
In a way, science-fiction has not only predicted the future but created it as well.
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- By Jack O'Brien, Adam Tod Brown, J.F. Sargent, Tom Reimann
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6 Amazing Badasses History Books Don't Tell You About
Two years ago we told you the tales of some of the most badass people lost to the annals of history.
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- By Michael Swaim, Alex Schmidt, Carmen Angelica, Tom Reimann, Jack O'Brien, J.F. Sargent
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15 Movies Completely Changed From An Alternate Perspective
Most disaster movies make cannon fodder out of almost every single living person on the planet who isn't a president, a fighter pilot, or the one scientist who has the key to solving the alien/meteor/whatever problem.
5 Things Star Trek Fans Must Admit About The Film Franchise
We're not saying the new Star Trek film is guaranteed to be terrible, but it doesn't take a genius to see where the series is headed.
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- By Tom Reimann, David Christopher Bell
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6 Unspoken Rules Every Horror Movie Monster Always Follows
Eventually horror monsters get to the stage where they're plopped into a spinoff or paired with a sidekick, and that's when we start thinking it's over - but it's not over...
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- By Tom Reimann
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Inventions That It Took Humanity Way Too Long To Design
Screws, or at least some form of cylindrical fasteners, have been around since the 3rd century BC, and it wasn't until the 1500s that screws began to start appearing in what we now accept as their modern form.
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- By Alex Schmidt, Jack O'Brien, Tom Reimann
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Why The Old Disney Classics Aren't As Wholesome As You Think
Think about the Disney princesses of the 1930s, 40s and 50s and what they actually accomplished in their films.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Adam Tod Brown, Alex Schmidt, Jack O'Brien, Tom Reimann
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