I am an editor at Cracked.com and the author of Stitches (available on Amazon!). I write things and play music at startthemachine.tumblr.com. Follow me to freedom on Twitter @startthemachine.
The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of March 2013 Here are four movies being released this March that you should avoid even wandering drunkenly into on St. Patrick's Day. Authors By Tom Reimann Published February 26, 2013
The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of February 2013 2013 continues to assault us with a stream of instantly forgettable midday TNT programming as punishment for not dying when the Mayans told us to. Authors By Tom Reimann Published January 30, 2013
The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of January 2013 January is traditionally the worst month of the year for theatrical releases. Authors By Tom Reimann Published January 03, 2013
4 Pregnancy Souvenirs That Will Put You Off Kids Forever Some of these ideas could've used a little more time in the womb (fan mail can be directed to Tom's Cracked account). Authors By Tom Reimann, Andy Sweat Published December 07, 2012
The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of December 2012 Hollywood dumps an entire summer's worth of wannabe blockbusters into December, so here are the movies you should probably avoid this month. Authors By Tom Reimann Published November 27, 2012
If Mitt Romney Had a Kickstarter Otherwise known as the least successful Kickstarter of all time. Authors By Tom Reimann, Logan Trent Published October 02, 2012
Reminder: 7 Famous Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill 'In a second, Death, I'm busy.' Authors By Tom Reimann Published December 02, 2008
