Tom Reimann

4 Reasons This New Movie Is Everything Wrong With Hollywood

To all the writers who threw their Santa Claus vs. vikings screenplay in the trash, we are truly sorry.

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By Tom Reimann

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March 11, 2014

5 Famous Filmmakers Whose Dream Projects Were Disasters

Not every filmmaker's passion project turns out to be 'Star Wars.'

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By Tom Reimann

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February 19, 2014

4 Bad Movies That Were Hilariously Sure of a Sequel

How dare you make a movie this stupid and assume people would want to see more.

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By Tom Reimann

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January 23, 2014

5 Shocking Failures in 2013 We Should Have Seen Coming

Here are five of the most ridiculous questions we were asked in 2013 that we should've already known the answers to.

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By Tom Reimann

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December 17, 2013

The 5 Most Baffling Marketing Crossovers Ever Attempted

Here are five of the most baffling attempts to branch successful properties out into other forms of media that they were never intended for.

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By Tom Reimann

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November 20, 2013

5 Ways Delivering Food Is Like Living in a Tarantino Movie

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By Tom Reimann

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November 16, 2013

The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger's Music Video

Freddy Krueger's music video: a spooktacular bootique of questionable decisions that reduces Freddy to a variety show host playing hide-and-seek with his rapping nephews.

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By Tom Reimann

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October 26, 2013

6 Movie Soundtracks That Put the Actual Movie to Shame

There are a handful of mediocre-to-terrible '90s movies that are only remembered fondly (or remembered at all) because they had hugely popular soundtracks.

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By Tom Reimann

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October 17, 2013

The 6 Worst Attempts to Get Superheroes to Work on TV

Historically, live-action superhero shows have never, ever worked.

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By Tom Reimann

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October 02, 2013

6 Great Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)

The following board games are virtually guaranteed to leave you and your friends feelings of hate and murder.

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By Tom Reimann

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September 28, 2013

The 7 Most Mismatched Final Fights in Movie History

These filmmakers need to play a Capcom game every once in a while.

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By Tom Reimann

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September 17, 2013

The 16 Most Wildly Misleading Video Game Covers Ever

Were these people even playing the same game when they designed these video game covers?

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By Tom Reimann

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September 03, 2013

5 Reasons Ben Affleck Will Make a Great Batman

Ben Affleck playing Batman in a Superman movie is hardly the end of the world, and if history is any indication, it might not even be that bad.

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By Tom Reimann

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September 01, 2013

The 6 Weirdest Choices Marvel Made In Their Online Game

This game quickly devolved into a fantasy camp about being the worst Hulk that has ever existed in the history of the planet.

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By Tom Reimann

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August 24, 2013

5 Reasons the Worst Jaws Movie Is an Underrated Masterpiece

We're gonna need a bigger suspension of disbelief.

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By Tom Reimann

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August 18, 2013

4 Inappropriately Awful Final Movies of Great Actors

These people deserved better send-offs than these cinematic turds.

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By Tom Reimann

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August 15, 2013

The 8 Most Misleadingly Awesome Movie Posters

Without exception, every single one of these crushed me with disappointment, because they aren't anywhere as cool as their covers.

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By Tom Reimann

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July 16, 2013

4 Reasons Blink-182's Singer Was Clearly Abducted by Aliens

The sudden and dramatic personality shift of Blink-182's Tom DeLonge is one of the greatest mysteries in modern music, second only to the truth about Kurt Cobain's suicide and the identity of the blind goblin responsible for dressing Miley Cyrus.

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By Tom Reimann

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July 13, 2013

4 Mistakes Every Movie Monster Seems to Make

How come stuff like this keeps happening?

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By Tom Reimann

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June 18, 2013

The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of April 2013

Going to the movies in April is like trying to cry and/or masturbate the night before an Eyes Wide Shut party.

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By Tom Reimann

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April 04, 2013