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The Internet's Debating Who's Sexier: Venom Or Ted Bundy? It's a race to the bottom as two fanbases feud about which monster deserves love. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 30, 2019
Archaeologists Discover An Ancient Relic ... From The 1990s You may have shoes older than this Celtic artifact. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 28, 2019
Nic Cage Has Met His Crazy Match In The New Lovecraft Movie The Color Out Of The Sky could be wall-to-wall insanity -- and disproportionately little of that has to do with starring Nic Cage. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 25, 2019
The Sopranos Movie Has Found Its New Gandolfini -- Literally When they said they were going to find the perfect Young Tony Soprano, they weren't messing around. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 23, 2019
Behold, A Movie About A Guy Who Kills Hitler And Bigfoot We need to have a deep and meaningful conversation about Sam Elliot hunting zombie sasquatch in the eighties. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 18, 2019
YouTube Is Sick Of Dumb Pranks After The Bird Box Challenge They definitely didn't see this one coming. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 16, 2019
Travel Alert: The Skies Of Brazil Are Full Of Spiders It's raining spiders. Hellelujah. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 14, 2019
Want The Best Job Of The 21st Century? Learn To Herd Goats Thanks to climate change getting worse, goat business is on fire. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 11, 2019
Margot Robbie's Playing Barbie (Yes, There's A Barbie Movie) Who better to play the 11.5 inch perfect blonde than the psychopath from Suicide Squad? Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 09, 2019
The Real Golden Globe Winner: Melissa McCarthy's Sandwiches Forget best dress, this year's red carpet talk was all about best halftime snack. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 07, 2019
The Bird Box Challenge Is The Dumbest Internet Dare Yet If you thought eating detergent was stupid, you haven't seen nothing yet. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 04, 2019
Why January 1, 2019 Was A Big Day For You (And Mickey Mouse) For the first time this century, we're getting the gift of free intellectual properties. Authors By Cedric Voets Published January 02, 2019
The Fortnite Dance Lawsuits Are Super Important (Seriously) Fortnite's legal issues could set a groundbreaking legal precedent vis-a-vis the biting of moves. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 21, 2018
It's Now Legal To Own Nunchucks In New York New Yorkers once again have the right to bear nunchucks thanks to one tenacious lawyer -- and a depressing NRA victory. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 19, 2018
Benicio Del Toro Is The 'Dora The Explorer' Movie's Bad Guy The 'Dora The Explorer' movie just got a better class of villain. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 17, 2018
Students Take Down Statue Of Famous Racist, Uh, Gandhi? Africa remembers the life of young Gandhi, and it's problematic. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 14, 2018
And Now, Andy Serkis As Gollum As Theresa May Andy Serkis returns to an iconic role to mock the Prime Minister's stubbornly holding onto her precious sovereignty. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 12, 2018
A Superman Horror Movie's Coming Out, Here's The Trailer James Gunn's latest production fires shots at a rival comic book company. We're just not sure which one. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 10, 2018
Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Will Be (Appropriately) Dark 'Pan's Labyrinth' director on the question of how adult his fascist puppet fantasy will be: Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 07, 2018
Tom Cruise Has Just Made The Most Important PSA Ever The actor has come out against one of the greatest evils that has crept its way into the film industry. No, not Scientology. Motion smoothing. Authors By Cedric Voets Published December 05, 2018
