And we know it's hard to care about a snack given to famous millionaires attending a grand feast where they get $13,000 worth of free gifts and golden idols celebrating their existence, but you need to understand something important: These were the good sandwiches. These weren't your Subway ham and cheese slop, these were sandwiches from Joan's On Third, a deli so fancy that you need to get a second mortgage just to afford a PB&J. Remember the time that one co-worker had a birthday fall on the long weekend, and she knew she had to step up her game so she went to the good sandwich place that's two blocks further to buy everyone lunch? Yeah, it was that big of a deal.
Those sammies were so good that Best Actress winner Olivia Colman thanked them during her acceptance speech, meaning they've been thanked more than any screenwriter ever. And as they were so well-received, McCarthy has already decided that being the Globes snack mom will be her new job. "Next year, I'm bringing hot dogs," she said. So that'll guarantee at least a dozen TMZ articles about Golden Globe winners ending the night with a bunch of wieners in their mouths.
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