So having found the perfect Barbie for Barbie, the question now is "What the hell will a Barbie movie even be about?" But if whispers concerning the possible plot are anything to go by, Barbie won't be some airheaded two-hour toy commercial like Transformers. Expect it to be the type of self-referential silly comedy that tackles issues of expectation and standards, sort of like Legally Blonde meets The Lego Movie.
But with Robbie starring and Wonder Woman director Patty Jenkins possibly at the helm, this movie could turn out to be a subversive masterpiece like Josie And The Pussycats (fight me on this). And at the very least, it'll be worth it just to eventually witness the culture shock of a bunch of future grown-up kids finding out Barbie is anatomically correct halfway through The Wolf Of Wall Street.
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