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Firebird Canada
Real Name: Mark
Member Since: June 10th, 2008
About Me:
I am a columnist, editor and interviewer for Cracked. You can email me at mehill@gmail.com, follow me on Twitter @mehil, or visit my website at www.mehill.org.
A Trip Through The Erotic Thriller Donald Trump Wrote
We regret to remind you that Donald Trump wrote a steamy sexual thriller.
4 Stages Every Ad Went Through In 2020
The playbook on how to make commercials has gone completely insane.
The Problem With the 'Game of Thrones' Guys' New Show
It will probably stink, but not for the reason you think.
The (Dumb) Connection Between The Fyre Festival And The Election
Sometimes, discussing modern politics can sound like you're having a very specific seizure.
The Murder-Filled History Of The, Uh, Fancy Hat Industry
Sometimes an absolutely fabulous hat leads to a whole lot of bullets.
A Review Of What Is (Maybe) The Worst Book On The U.S. Presidency Ever Written
This book is fascinating, albeit in the same way that a bad acid trip is fascinating.
The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About
In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.
The 5 Saddest Erotic Video Games Ever Created
The Steam Summer Sale is here, and may God have mercy on our souls.
5 Celebrity Gaming Scandals That Flew Under The Radar
These stories would have made headlines if they involved movie or TV actors.
The 15 Most Insane Things In The New E.L. James Book
'The Mister' dodges the problems of '50 Shades Of Grey' ... right into oncoming traffic.
5 Fanmade Games That Will Ruin Pokemon For You
There's a vibrant scene of fan-made 'Pokemon' games that allow players to commit unthinkable acts.
5 Unhelpful Ways We Respond To A Friend In Crisis
It's kind of weird how bad humans are at talking to each other.
5 Common Trump Stories That Are Based On Junk Science
Junk science is still junk even if it supports your ideas.
5 Recent Blockbusters That Forgot To Prove The Villain Wrong
Some blockbusters accidentally end up proving the villain was right all along.
How Jordan Peterson Repackages Alt-Right Ideas As Self-Help
There is something very, very different about Peterson.
Bizarre Observations Only Foreigners Notice About America
Though they often seem to be lacking in self-awareness, Americans are well-acquainted with the stereotypes about themselves.
Bizarre Observations Only Foreigners Notice About America
Though they often seem to be lacking in self-awareness, Americans are well-acquainted with the stereotypes about themselves.
