Suck it, Alexander Graham Bell.

What's the deal with The Seinfeld Chronicles?

How many atmospheres is too much? Too little?

On this "very special" episode...

Let's unbutton our pants, kick our feet up, and see which example of American excess reigns supreme.

First potatoes and now ketchup... The Martian McDonald's is almost ready to open.

Some guy started talking about chimpanzees while high, and now America is on fire.

It is our responsibility to clarify: The stuff in thermometers will NOT grant Wolverine powers.

Don't believe everything you read online, except for this.

Apparently space has a smell, and it's not the result of the unavoidable, zero G puke-burps.