15 of Pop-Culture’s Most Insulting and Offensive Outbursts of Gibberish
![15 of Pop-Culture’s Most Insulting and Offensive Outbursts of Gibberish](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/1/8/911318_320x180.jpg)
Everyone gets angry sometimes. We live in an absurd, maddening time, and it’s a miracle there’s ever a moment to feel any emotion other than white-hot rage.
But it’s a powerful thing, anger. It transcends sensible decision-making, gets in the way of social mores and sometimes makes the bit of our brains that usually form words instead form garbled, unintelligible noises — single-syllable ejaculations of distilled fury. The most eloquent, erudite, articulate of individuals can be reduced to an inhuman wreck, barking like a pissed-off seal. The Simpsons’ Moe Szyslak refers to it as “choking on his own rage.”
It happens a lot in the kind of movies and TV shows where, even if the plot absolutely demands that one character call another a fucking asshole, they can’t. Instead, an incoherent, angry series of meaningless umbrage-noises suffices.
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Joe Pesci’s ‘Home Alone’ Gibberish-Fest
![Joe Pesci was eager to work on Home Alone as he didn't get offered many kids' movies. Не came up with a lot of incomprehensible but definitely offensive-sounding angry gurgles, including a few points of definitely nearly saying motherfucker. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/1/911081.jpg)
Yosemite Sam’s Incomprehensible Lividness
![When angry, Yosemite Sam's speech descends into unintelligible noises. One video subtitles him, That dirty perka sharka back-flatiin' portin' filla bunka borton perka luma burton durton bosh da nattin' bartin' da naddah oooh! It's amazing there's no fuckin in there. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/8/0/911080.jpg)
The Dad from ‘A Christmas Story’s ‘Tapestry of Obscenity’
![Ralphie's dad (Darren McGavin) never quite gets out a fuckin or a piece of shit, but comes tantalizingly close when beating the absolute hell out of the furnace. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/9/911079.jpg)
Bam Margera’s Shitty Uncle
![GARNIE Vincent Don Vito Margera, Jackass star Bam Margera's shitty uncle, made frequent appearances on Viva La Bam loudly shouting slurred gibberish. It's only the occasional MTV bleep that lets you know, oh, he managed a bullshit then. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/8/911078.jpg)
Motherfucking Muttley
![One of the angry go-tos of Muttley - Dick Dastardly's chuckling dog in Wacky Races and Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines - is sanafrazzin rassafrassin rickrastardry, which seems to mean something like motherfucking motherfucking Dick Dastardly. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/7/911077.jpg)
Donald Duck’s Daffy-Damning Descent
![There was an urban myth that, in his appearance with Daffy Duck in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Donald Duck used the n-word. Не doesn't, obviously, but there's something like doggone stinking little going on before a descent into violent noises. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/4/911074.jpg)
Taz’s Four-Letter Flatulent
![The Tasmanian Devil's whole thing was incredibly angry sounds punctuated by fart noises. It made him an icon, tattooed on the shoulders of poor decision-makers everywhere. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/6/911076.jpg)
Hal Hath No Fury
![Bryan Cranston's performance in Malcolm in the Middle is better than Breaking Bad. There, we said it. I am the one who knocks is great, but it's no I'm gonna fliggit the soll a polyp la bit. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/5/911075.jpg)
Fred Flintstone’s Road Rage
![The Flintstones was essentially an animated version of The Honeymooners, with Fred sharing the put-upon rage of Ralph Kramden. Traffic could send him into a white-hot rage that left language far behind. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/2/911072.jpg)
Zed’s Multisyllabic Emotions
![M.P.D. As Zed from Police Academy, Bobcat Goldthwait managed to fit multiple conflicting feelings into one syllable, as well as making that one syllable into, somehow, 12. His un-understandable rage/fear/love is a thing of true beauty. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/0/911070.jpg)
Professor Farnsworth’s Angry Dome
![Futurama has several characters prone to delivering torrents of noises, with Bender's cries of pain and Zoidberg's woop-woops high points of the voice-acting industry. But only Planet Express's oldest scientist has a dome just for being livid in. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/1/911071.jpg)
Billy Madison’s Classy Dinner Go-To
![Please Billy, no gibberish tonight, begs Billy Madison's father, to no avail. It's a testament to Adam Sandler's flawless performance that his playful gibberish is so distinct from his angry gibberish. The man has range. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/7/911067.jpg)
He Rims in a Pineapple Under the Sea
![It's difficult to make out any individual words in SpongeBob SquarePants' incoherent fury, but he definitely seems to say rimming at one point. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/7/3/911073.jpg)
The Iron Giant’s Spluttering G-Man
![The awesomely-named Kent Mansly, voiced by Shooter McGavin himself, frequently descents into explosive nonsensical syllables of rage. But does he eat pieces of shit for breakfast? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/9/911069.jpg)
Homer’s Aborted Profanity
![Homer Simpson is an angry man, prone to peppering his angriest outbursts with guhs and juhs, like at some point he's going to come out with a God fucking damn it, or Jesus fucking Christ. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/6/8/911068.jpg)