Cracked Archive - Weird World

Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.

• By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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• April 24, 2016

Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.

• By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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• April 23, 2016

WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.

• By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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• April 22, 2016

You're going to overlook a lot of little things when the planet goes tits up, everyday items which will become amazingly valuable.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• April 21, 2016

Sometimes a song's true meaning is far less in-your-face than you would think.

• By Cher Martinetti
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• April 19, 2016

I want you to do me a favor and look inside your pants, right now. Doesn't matter where you are -- do it. Behold the glory of your genitals.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• April 19, 2016

In six short days, Stunt University will take your insane death wish and teach you how to make money off it.

• By Ryan Oskroba
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• April 19, 2016

Stop making Honest Abe out to be a dumb liar.

• By J.C Breen
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• April 18, 2016

Spoiler alert: 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas!' is really about a community of traumatized people who live in constant fear of genocide.

• By Mark Oliver
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• April 17, 2016

Be wary of individuals in clerical collars.

• By Chris Radomile
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• April 17, 2016

So many hexagons.

• By Sagar Parikh, Federico Cruz
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• April 17, 2016

Some things are just harder for women, from getting a job to finding pants with real pockets to the basic human right to pee standing up. Even homelessness.

• By Anonymous, Carolyn Burke
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• April 17, 2016

I have spent a lot of time thinking about teens and studying them and muttering while creepily watching them from afar.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• April 16, 2016

Welcome to our more perfect society.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• April 15, 2016

Real-life vigilantes are usually less like The Punisher and more like those two drunken Australians who foiled the robbery of a fast food joint by clumsily flailing after the bad guys with their fists.

• By Zachary Frey, Nathan Shulkin
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• April 15, 2016