Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.
Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.
WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.
You're going to overlook a lot of little things when the planet goes tits up, everyday items which will become amazingly valuable.
Sometimes a song's true meaning is far less in-your-face than you would think.
I want you to do me a favor and look inside your pants, right now. Doesn't matter where you are -- do it. Behold the glory of your genitals.
In six short days, Stunt University will take your insane death wish and teach you how to make money off it.
Stop making Honest Abe out to be a dumb liar.
Spoiler alert: 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas!' is really about a community of traumatized people who live in constant fear of genocide.
Be wary of individuals in clerical collars.
So many hexagons.
Some things are just harder for women, from getting a job to finding pants with real pockets to the basic human right to pee standing up. Even homelessness.
I have spent a lot of time thinking about teens and studying them and muttering while creepily watching them from afar.
Real-life vigilantes are usually less like The Punisher and more like those two drunken Australians who foiled the robbery of a fast food joint by clumsily flailing after the bad guys with their fists.