History books have a way of leaving out the most bizarre details about famous goings-on, presumably because school-age minds can't handle them. But there's nothing your brain can't handle now. So let's put on our Indiana Jones hats and dive into the past, and remind ourselves of some truly crazypants parts of history that usually get left out of the conversation.

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