Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons

Everything takes a back seat to beer.


4 Realities When You Wear Your Fetish Under Your Clothes

Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.


Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)

Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.


Horrific Things You Only See As A Professional Body Piercer

WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.


8 Items That Will Be Unexpectedly Useful After An Apocalypse

You're going to overlook a lot of little things when the planet goes tits up, everyday items which will become amazingly valuable.


5 Innocent Sounding Pop Songs That Are Actually About Drugs

Sometimes a song's true meaning is far less in-your-face than you would think.


7 Ways The Media Is Trying To Sabotage Your Sex Life

I want you to do me a favor and look inside your pants, right now. Doesn't matter where you are -- do it. Behold the glory of your genitals.


6 Shockingly Hardcore Skills You Can Learn In Under A Week

In six short days, Stunt University will take your insane death wish and teach you how to make money off it.


7 Quotes By Famous Geniuses (That Everyone Gets Wrong)

Stop making Honest Abe out to be a dumb liar.


Why 'The Grinch' Is MUCH Darker Than You Ever Realized

Spoiler alert: 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas!' is really about a community of traumatized people who live in constant fear of genocide.


6 Liars Who Found Unfathomable Fame Impersonating Authority

Be wary of individuals in clerical collars.


5 Awful Things You Learn About America As A Homeless Woman

Some things are just harder for women, from getting a job to finding pants with real pockets to the basic human right to pee standing up. Even homelessness.


5 Stupid Things Adults Do When Trying To Talk To Teens

I have spent a lot of time thinking about teens and studying them and muttering while creepily watching them from afar.


5 Notes Left On An Anti-Capitalist Bulletin Board

Welcome to our more perfect society.