Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Things To Consider When Painting A Tunnel On A Wall

So it's finally come to it. You're going to paint a tunnel on a wall. I'm not going to ask why you're doing this, what strange road your life has taken to get you to this point.

By Chris Bucholz
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May 23, 2016

6 Artifacts That Let You Directly Experience The Past

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to touch, taste, or kick back and smoke the past, rest assured that it's possible to.

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By Justin Crockett, Ivan Farkas
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May 23, 2016

6 Insane Ways Companies Screw Over Their Employees

Don't expect mercy from American automobile factories if you drive a foreign car.

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By Carolyn Burke
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May 22, 2016

This Article Will Explode In 5 Points

I'm no bomb expert. But I am armed with the greatest bomb defusal tool there is: the internet.

By Luis Prada
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May 21, 2016

The 25 Best Prom Dresses (For Saying 'My Dad Owns The Moon')

Apparently the real goal of prom is to make everyone else at the catering hall think the dress-wearer's father is some sort of all-powerful interplanetary oligarch with limitless wealth and space capabilities.

By Anna Drezen
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May 20, 2016

6 'Traditional' Things That've Kept The World A Worse Place

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By Adam Wears
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May 17, 2016

4 Things No One Tells You About Being Fired

When you lose a job for reasons that have nothing to do with your performance, then here are a few things to know, I guess.

By Ian Fortey
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May 16, 2016

9 Lame Hobbies White People Love (For Some Reason)

Conquering Kilimanjaro is not as difficult as the terrifying name makes it seem. Just take the path called the Coca-Cola route.

By CRACKED Staff
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May 15, 2016

6 Real DNA Mutations That Make Ordinary People X-Men

When it comes to long-distance running, we easily outperform the begrudging silver and bronze medalists, the dog and the horse.

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By Ivan Farkas
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May 15, 2016

7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude

Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.

By Felix Clay
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May 14, 2016

Hilariously Bad PSAs That Backfired Even More Hilariously

Sometimes health campaigns are made by hilariously out-of-touch public officials who have no idea how to talk to their audience.

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By Chris Rio
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May 14, 2016

6 Parties That Careened Out Of Control

These should make you feel better about the time you got drunk at your friend's housewarming party and decided to renovate his bathroom with a claw hammer.