'I have a mango tree ... This tree is currently saving my life, but might also get me killed soon.'
When you're registering your kid for summer camp next year, please keep these in mind.
It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.
I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.
Your history books have a nasty habit of forgetting to include history.
For your next get-away, consider one of the following locations, where the very word "vacation" conveys a sinister irony...
Pretty much everything we put in our bodies is modified.
This stuff really should've been standardized by now.
Native American reservations are essentially little third-world islands scattered all across the U.S. and Canada.
A little common sense really goes a long way.
We take 100 percent credit if any of these mergers occur.
Honestly, if the sorority you're looking to join does not fit all of these tropes into their video, burn their house down.
It turns out that crop dusting is still a thing that doesn't at all involve diffusing your farts.