Cracked Archive - Weird World
11 Bootleg Toys That Are Completely Insane
Someone, somewhere, was trying to do the bare minimum to get around copyright law and accidentally came up with some hilariously bizarre toys.
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- By Ian Ury, Chris Rio, Steve Athens, Vicki Veritas
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239 6 Epic Crime Sprees That Shouldn't Have Been Possible
Despite the fact that we know most criminals are just assholes, there's still a soft spot in our heart for a good outlaw.
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- By Zachary Frey
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8 Iconic Characters That Were Originally Insane
It turns out that even our most beloved fictional characters went through phases in which you'd barely recognize them.
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- By Ian Ury, Timo Laine, B.T. Doran, Vicki Veritas
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5 Unbelievable Ways Rich Assholes Get To Cheat Through Life
Some filthy rich people don't horde their cash or flaunt it as a status symbol, so much as they use it as a dirty green cheat code.
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- By Jason Iannone
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5 Problems In The Background Of Every Superhero Movie
If the whole world was super, nothing would be.
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- By Alec Jacobs
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5 Insane (Yet Satisfying) Ways Jilted Lovers Got Revenge
Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.
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- By Diyar Akar
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6 Famous People With Shocking Criminal Backgrounds
It turns out some of our most beloved actors, singers, and reality TV stars actually started out as hardened criminals.
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- By Aaron Short
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6 School Field Trips That Quickly Went Horribly Wrong
All these kids learned was that the universe is pointless horror, and knowledge itself is a sham drummed up by the greeting card companies.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Jobs You Think Are For Losers (That Pay Six Figures)
Why bother with all that education crap when you can skip school altogether and do some crap work for great pay?
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- By Vicki Veritas, David D
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5 Shocking Backstories Of Your Favorite Foods
As all of you know, history is an unrelenting parade of horror and depravity. Why should the history of food be any different?
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- By Blair Dodge, Matthew Moffitt
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6 Insane Company Handbooks You Won't Believe Actually Exist
Manuals have to be the least-read pieces of text in the world. Which is too bad, because it turns out they're a gold mine for insanity.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 6 Most Horrifying Pets We've Bred Into Existence
For creating the following 'Pokemon' rejects, we shall soon pay for our hubris.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Mandy Gardner
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5 'Common Sense' Solutions That Make Everything Worse
Good intentions can easily go awry. And once they do, all they're good for is paving some particularly hellacious roads.
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- By David Rose
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6 Insane Military Training Techniques Designed To Break You
Military training techniques vary a lot from country to country: Some are insanely elaborate, some are insanely cruel, and some are fine just being plain old insane.
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- By Michael Hossey
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6 Fictional Universes You Won't Believe Exist On Earth
Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Kel Zhang, CR McNeil
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