Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 World-Changing Ideas Ignored For Stupid Reasons

Everything takes a back seat to beer.

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4 Realities When You Wear Your Fetish Under Your Clothes

Welcome to the world of 'adult babies,' where people dress like babies, act like babies, and joyfully poop themselves like babies.

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Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)

Yes, phone-sex is still a thing because tradition is important, even when you're masturbating.

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Horrific Things You Only See As A Professional Body Piercer

WARNING: The following contains descriptions, but not photos, of graphic genital piercing mishaps.

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8 Items That Will Be Unexpectedly Useful After An Apocalypse

You're going to overlook a lot of little things when the planet goes tits up, everyday items which will become amazingly valuable.

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5 Innocent Sounding Pop Songs That Are Actually About Drugs

Sometimes a song's true meaning is far less in-your-face than you would think.

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7 Ways The Media Is Trying To Sabotage Your Sex Life

I want you to do me a favor and look inside your pants, right now. Doesn't matter where you are -- do it. Behold the glory of your genitals.

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6 Shockingly Hardcore Skills You Can Learn In Under A Week

In six short days, Stunt University will take your insane death wish and teach you how to make money off it.

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7 Quotes By Famous Geniuses (That Everyone Gets Wrong)

Stop making Honest Abe out to be a dumb liar.

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Why 'The Grinch' Is MUCH Darker Than You Ever Realized

Spoiler alert: 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas!' is really about a community of traumatized people who live in constant fear of genocide.

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6 Liars Who Found Unfathomable Fame Impersonating Authority

Be wary of individuals in clerical collars.

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5 Awful Things You Learn About America As A Homeless Woman

Some things are just harder for women, from getting a job to finding pants with real pockets to the basic human right to pee standing up. Even homelessness.

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5 Stupid Things Adults Do When Trying To Talk To Teens

I have spent a lot of time thinking about teens and studying them and muttering while creepily watching them from afar.

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5 Notes Left On An Anti-Capitalist Bulletin Board

Welcome to our more perfect society.

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