Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Everyday Annoyances (That Are About To Go Away Forever)
Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?
- By Saikat Bhowmik, Michael Battaglino
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- September 18, 2017
The Single Most Entitled Reaction To Modern Problems
You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news.
- By Mark Hill
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- September 17, 2017
5 Things I'm Fine With My Daughter Getting Suspended Over
Apparently we've now reached a point where schools believe children should be tiny adults instead of, you know, children.
- By Mags Storey
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- September 16, 2017
I Own A Bike Instead Of A Car: 5 Reasons Everyone Hates Me
Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 16, 2017
4 Weird Panics Everyone Has For No Logical Reason
If you have adequate senses and find that you freak out to things all the time, don't be ashamed. Science has your back.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 15, 2017
5 Simple Questions That Make The Internet Destroy Itself
We're guessing there's more than a few of you who don't get invited to pizza night any more because you prefer yours with pineapple.
- By Mike Bedard, Dan Hopper, David Klesh, James Netter, Adam Schwallie
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- September 14, 2017
6 Animals Whose Mating Habits Make Humans Look Like Prudes
It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.
- By Ivan Farkas
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- September 13, 2017
I Was There At Disneyland's Opening (And It Was A Nightmare)
It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- September 13, 2017
7 Hilariously Dangerous Versions Of Boring Normal Jobs
These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.
- By Dawn Morrow
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- September 12, 2017
The One Aspect Of Marriage Nobody Prepares You For
Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 11, 2017
6 Reasons Good People Turn Into Monsters
I'm pretty sure that most of what we consider being good in this culture is just having disdain for the right things.
- By Jason Pargin
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- September 11, 2017
5 Police Cases That Basically Solved Crimes Using Magic
Glitter is like criminal Kryptonite, apparently.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- September 11, 2017
6 Paranormal Phenomena With Amazingly Bizarre Explanations
Mix UFOs with spiders and the end result is pure nightmare fuel.
- By Laura H, Saikat Bhowmik, Andrea Meno, Stephanie Shepard
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- September 10, 2017
6 Famous People You Admire (Who Are Secretly Terrible)
Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.
- By S Peter Davis
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- September 08, 2017
6 Real Crime Waves From History That Were Hilariously Insane
Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 07, 2017
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