Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Everyday Annoyances (That Are About To Go Away Forever)

Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?

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The Single Most Entitled Reaction To Modern Problems

You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news.

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5 Things I'm Fine With My Daughter Getting Suspended Over

Apparently we've now reached a point where schools believe children should be tiny adults instead of, you know, children.

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I Own A Bike Instead Of A Car: 5 Reasons Everyone Hates Me

Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.

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4 Weird Panics Everyone Has For No Logical Reason

If you have adequate senses and find that you freak out to things all the time, don't be ashamed. Science has your back.

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5 Simple Questions That Make The Internet Destroy Itself

We're guessing there's more than a few of you who don't get invited to pizza night any more because you prefer yours with pineapple.

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6 Animals Whose Mating Habits Make Humans Look Like Prudes

It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.

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I Was There At Disneyland's Opening (And It Was A Nightmare)

It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.

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7 Hilariously Dangerous Versions Of Boring Normal Jobs

These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.

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The One Aspect Of Marriage Nobody Prepares You For

Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.

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6 Reasons Good People Turn Into Monsters

I'm pretty sure that most of what we consider being good in this culture is just having disdain for the right things.

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5 Police Cases That Basically Solved Crimes Using Magic

Glitter is like criminal Kryptonite, apparently.

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6 Paranormal Phenomena With Amazingly Bizarre Explanations

Mix UFOs with spiders and the end result is pure nightmare fuel.

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6 Famous People You Admire (Who Are Secretly Terrible)

Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.

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6 Real Crime Waves From History That Were Hilariously Insane

Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.

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