Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?
You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news.
Apparently we've now reached a point where schools believe children should be tiny adults instead of, you know, children.
Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.
If you have adequate senses and find that you freak out to things all the time, don't be ashamed. Science has your back.
We're guessing there's more than a few of you who don't get invited to pizza night any more because you prefer yours with pineapple.
It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.
It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.
These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.
Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.
I'm pretty sure that most of what we consider being good in this culture is just having disdain for the right things.
Glitter is like criminal Kryptonite, apparently.
Mix UFOs with spiders and the end result is pure nightmare fuel.
Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.
Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.