Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?
You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news.
Apparently we've now reached a point where schools believe children should be tiny adults instead of, you know, children.
Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.
It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.
It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.
These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.
Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.
Glitter is like criminal Kryptonite, apparently.
Mix UFOs with spiders and the end result is pure nightmare fuel.
Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.
Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.