15 Kooky Facts That Really Double Stuffed Our Oreos
What is it about Nickelback that gets everyone all salty, exactly? As far as artists that have been exposed to be real pieces of trash, they haven't actually done anything to earn their reputation as a completely toxic brand. Is it their style of 2000's frat rock that can only be listened to while sexually menacing a freshman with a Bud Light Lime in your hands? That's hardly a convincing condemnation for the amount of online ire they draw. No, it is our estimation that Nickelback is the world's least popular major act for two simple reasons: Their hollow hard rock, though competently performed, is as shallow as a baby pool, and they have a weird looking frontman. Sorry Chad, but you committed the cardinal sin of not being pretty enough to adorn the bedroom walls of preteen girls across middle America. Blame it on the floppy blonde always-moist haircut that you're most famous for.
Oh who are we kidding, it absolutely rules to dunk on Nickelback.
An opera singer died as he was being lowered to Hell.
You don’t tell a cancer patient they have cancer in China.
Detroiters did not want Nickelback performing at a halftime show.
A Badjao tribe diver can walk along the seafloor for five minutes to hunt.
The color of silica beads shows how much moisture they absorbed, and are NOT flavors.
A plagiarist was put to the test in a courtroom.
Lacrosse was originally played with hundreds of players over three days.
The Illuminati conspiracy was a prank in the 1960s.
Black Swan meant something else before Europeans thought they existed.
A hoax report got a Washington Post writer to lose her Pulitzer.
Cheese has naturally occurring morphine from the cow’s liver.
Catal Huyuk was the least walkable city.
A pair of conjoined twins share a brain and all of their senses.
The lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers saved a kid through CPR.
Random New Yorkers were asked to review a Broadway show because they shared their names with critics.
