We've all had to wade through an inordinate amount of bad news the last few years. But when you're trudging through the muck, it's important to stop and admire some of the odder chunks of goop that brush up against your leg. My grandmother always told me that. She was a weird lady.

Anyway, check out these weird chunks of goop! An inmate was found to have broken no laws when he told a guard to, quote, “kiss my balls.” Kanye made an incredibly insensitive remark, if you can believe it. And how's legalized marijuana going, by the way? Well, one company is getting sued for selling schwag weed. Meanwhile, a pet resort – yeah, “resort” – is having trouble finding employees, despite paying for a big-ass sign advertising open positions for “NON-STUPID PEOPLE.” 

Okay, so the state of the American businessman has fallen from the coke-fueled heights of the 80's. What about red-blooded Americans making a name for themselves by just… giving stuff away? The most popular destination for trick-or-treaters in all of Pennsylvania is none other than… The Potato Man. All that goop, and more, below!

Non-Stupid Help Wanted

CRACKED NOW HIRING NON-STUPID PEOPLE THAT'S ONE WAY TO SHOW HOW FED UP YOU ARE. This Pasadena pet resort is on the prowl for some smarter staff, putting up a sign that says, Now hiring non- stupid people. The owner reports that they had to let someone go after only three days on the job, and hopes this new strategy will help them find more qualified candidates.

via khou.com



CRACKED A REAL PACHIMARI KEYCHAIN IS CHEAPER THAN IN OVERWATCH 2. If you're looking to show your love of the game by sporting a Pachimari keychain IRL, it'll only set you back $5. That's pretty cheap compared to the in- game price of 700 coins (1000 of which cost $9.99 USD).

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