Cracked Archive - Weird World
A Guide to Giving Blood and Winning Back the Woman You Love
We are all, at one point or another, forced to acknowledge when we are weak. It is a humbling moment filled with fear, shame and unattractive facial expressions. What's worse, weaknesses, like snowflakes, are all different so we are each forced to weather our respective storms alone. For instance, some people may find their limitations while huddle
- By Soren Bowie
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- April 18, 2011
The 5 Most Incredible Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
Stories of people taking matters into their own hands which, in this case, means turning their disabilities into an excuse to make the craziest, most tricked out and insanely badass mobility vehicles around.
- By CRACKED Staff, Sam Sprinkle
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- April 17, 2011
14 Things Kids Suspect About the Adult World
When you're a kid, adults look like they've got it made. They get to decide their own bed time, drive cars and eat whatever they want. Images showing what we all thought they did with that freedom when we were kids.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 17, 2011
How The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start
The inevitable robot war predicted by everyone from Asimov to the 'Terminator' franchise should be here any day now. If recent history is any indication, it will be far less visually dazzling, and more filled with slapstick comedy and fart noises than anyone could have predicted. Here's what it will look like.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 16, 2011
The 6 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Taxed
Throughout history, governments have used high taxes to try to discourage certain behaviors (like smoking) and cash in on others. So it's very telling and/or frightening that at various times governments have taxed some rather ridiculous things.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- April 15, 2011
6 Beauty Products that Qualify as Torture
You already know that beauty comes with a price that you pay both in money and pain. Lots and lots of pain.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 14, 2011
9 Acts of Vigilantism Straight Out of a Comic Book
Forget about the Justice League or the X-Men: If the awesome people in this article joined together into a supergroup, they could kick more ass than every comic book superhero team combined.
- By Paul K Pickett, Karl Smallwood
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- April 14, 2011
6 Hugely Popular Books That Accidentally Screwed The World
Even if you're not a writer or creative type, all of us dream of doing something to change the world, even if it's a small thing like being the guy to single-handedly catch bin Laden and throw him from a helicopter into the rotors of another helicopter. But be careful what you wish for; sometimes your 'world-changing' work doesn't necessarily chang
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- April 13, 2011
How The Rich Secretly Amuse Themselves
What the people who own the companies we work for are doing when we're not looking.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 09, 2011
When HD TVs Are Too HD [COMIC]
Some shows weren't meant to be seen in HD, at which point they look like Mexican Soap Operas.
- By Scott Meyer
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- April 07, 2011
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