Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Jobs You Won't Believe You Can Outsource
Wherever there is money and even the slightest demand for a service, there is someone out there willing to provide it, no matter how bizarre, pathetic or borderline illegal.
- By Danny Vittore
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- February 10, 2011
6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Were Perverts
Turns out the 'I Was Young and Needed the Money' cliche doesn't apply only to actors.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- February 09, 2011
If Everything Was Made By Apple
Apple generates a small war's worth of media attention every time they release a new product. Since they've already made phones in their image, it's only a matter of time before they take on the rest of the consumer market.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 09, 2011
5 Reasons Parenting Is One Place We Shouldn't Imitate China
Apparently parents in the U.S. are learning their parenting skills from the Chinese. Let's ... let's just take the foot of the gas, guys.
- By Christina H
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- February 07, 2011
If Movie Happy Endings Were Awesome [COMIC]
Most insane escape ever.
- By Space Avalanche
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- February 07, 2011
Excuses We'll Make to Keep Our Favorite Shirt [CHART]
We all have our favorite shirts. And we tend to hang onto them well past the point that logic and public decency laws would dictate ...
- By Corey Vaspasiano
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- February 06, 2011
5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories
Surely our favorite board games sprang fully formed from the land of bunnies and rainbows, right? Anybody? Hello?
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- February 06, 2011
How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
Revenge is best served cold. But this will do.
- By Scott Meyer
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- February 05, 2011
12 Disastrous Literal Interpretations of Metaphors
If you were an alien who'd just crash landed on earth, some of the metaphors that get tossed around in everyday conversation would be pretty confusing. But then you'd take the time to learn human languages, and you'd still be confused. Metaphors could be confusing, is what we're trying to say here.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 05, 2011
6 Comic Book Easter Eggs That Stuck It to The Man
It must be very satisfying to have a job where you can slip a passive-aggressive 'screw you' to your boss in the work you do.
- By Diana McCallum
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- February 04, 2011
8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
A wise and sagely woman once posited that heaven is a place on a Earth. And if that's true, then hell is just two exits down on the left. Oh, it exists, do not doubt it. It's real, it's right here and I have the god damn pictures to prove it. Literally.
- By Robert Brockway
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- February 02, 2011
6 Subtle Ways You're Getting Screwed at the Grocery Store
While we'd like to think the free market is all about selling good quality at a good price, the difference between profit and bankruptcy can in fact lie in the seller's ability to screw you an ounce or a nickel at a time.
- By CRACKED Staff, Karl Smallwood
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- February 02, 2011
If Everything Was Designed by 5-Year-Olds
Kids have awesome ideas and the world has yet to teach them why those ideas are totally impractical, and probably a little bit deadly in most cases.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 02, 2011
6 Reasons Kittens Suck (Learned While Raising Them)
The Internet is heavily under the influence of the powerful pro-kitten lobby, but I need you to listen to the truth: kittens are terrible and will ruin your life.
- By Christina H
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- February 01, 2011
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