Fans can misinterpret movies or books so badly that they end up becoming the exact same things the authors were warning them about.
On the bright side, it was probably really lonely being the last one and all.
Do people get that just pointing at something is not a binding claim on property?
Our supply of expendable sympathy is running low. Time to make some sacrifices.
The inside of your head is a lie.
It's not like these people can just go out and lie right to our faces, right? They sure can!
A house is not always a home, but a broken down airliner is sometimes.
You never know what the media will fixate on, you just hope it's not this kind of stuff.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS YOURSELF.
And if you try any of these, feel free to post the results in the comments. Because that's the other important aspect of being a writer: The shameless attention whoring.