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Turns out all that Facebook stalking is good for something.
How shitty and plausible do their explanations get? Oh man, I've got a whole article about it.
Is the purpose of this article to grace you with bizarre, obscure new info? No. It's to make you question why we never question these things in the first place. Come, I'll show you.
Here are 10 of the most ominous safety posters ever to grace break rooms across the globe. It's unclear if they improved morale, but these posters certainly filled workers with the fear of a dark and wrathful god.
You just don't see men getting breast implants, and there are not yet reliable ways to do penis enlargements. But the industry is catching up, unfortunately.
There's every chance that you'll one day travel to one of the countries the phrases herein originate from; this article is here to help you decipher the more ... nuanced local phrases.
These images are actually exposing glaring gaps in our brain's fragile sense of reality.
Now, if you're a huge sci-fi nerd, you've probably read all of these before, but if you don't dip into the genre often, or you only read the truly canonical works, these are definitely worth checking out.
I'm missing a black T-shirt that says 'Microsoft SQL Server Devcon 2009' on it.
Infants tend to be lazy, stupid turds, as anyone who has had to work with one can attest. But it turns out that they're baby superheroes in reality.
While there no doubt are real frivolous lawsuits out there, when you go to look up the details of these stories, you usually find that things played out very differently.