The 6 Most Insane Adult Versions of Beloved Kids Games

The game started during a school recess in 1982 and just ... didn't end. It did pause for a seven-year break to allow the 10 players to go to college, start families and develop back problems, but they picked right back up where they left off afterward. To prevent the game from degenerating into the "bawdy spectacle of mayhem (...) into which it had deteriorated in June 1982," they all signed a Tag Participation Agreement laying down some rules: tags are only valid during February every year, whoever is "it" at the end of the month will make a donation to their dear prep school, and for Christ's sake, no tagbacks.

Other than that, anything goes -- from breaking and entering someone's house at 2 a.m., to hiding in the trunk of someone's car, to ambushing targets by dressing up as nuns, hobos, or elderly couples. Like this:

JoAnn Caferro 
"Give this 10 more years and we won't even need the makeup."

One of the guys flies to Hawaii every February just to lower his chances of being "it," making him that kid who played hide-and-seek by going home to play Nintendo. Sure, you're technically "the winner," but you are also technically "a butthead." Anyway, we're looking forward to the inevitable Will Ferrell/Jack Black movie about this story.

No, seriously, they've already signed a deal to star in the film.

We'll be right back -- we have to type up a treatment for that one bitchin' game of hide-and-seek we played when we were 7. We hid in a dumbwaiter; it's going to win an Oscar.

How do you get people to pack a stadium for what's basically a spelling contest with tiles? Why, by making those tiles unreasonably big, of course:

BBC
Enlarged by the RAF's Auror squadron.

A huge Scrabble game board was laid over a field that was usually reserved for soccer players and Queen fans. The board was equipped with 6.5-foot square tiles that were 1.3 feet deep, and the players were the English army and navy, though they did have some assistance from the country's top Scrabblers. In the end, the navy won by two points, even after the army got away with using the word "wickie," which we're assuming is adorable British slang for something perverse.

AP via cnn.com
"I's gonna fiddle your wicky, right in the dank yin."

Presumably, the army then flipped the entire stadium over in a rage, and that's why it had to be demolished a few years later.

Forklifts are used to poke gigantic rectangular wooden blocks that could crush a car out of place, while your shaky human fingers are replaced by the entire Caterpillar machinery catalogue. Here they are building the tower:

Cat
"God himself cannot topple this tower!"

Then poking out the blocks ...

Cat
It's OK if you want to masturbate to this.

... and finally ...

Cat
"Booyah." -God

Caterpillar originally titled this video "Stack" to avoid breaching Jenga's copyright, but once it went viral, Jenga's licensors asked the company to please breach that copyright after all. See? Copyright law isn't so bad, as long as you're making tons of easy money for the copyright holder.

It's not just spray-painting sidewalks to look like the game board, either. Bored took the time to create giant versions of the game's cards, dice and game pieces from plywood and scattered them around the city. Although it might not be an entirely faithful recreation...

Nick Berg
You can tell this game is old because the cop beats his perp instead of shooting him.

Eventually the project fizzled because "no one wants to be known as the Monopoly street artist," according to the Monopoly street artist. That didn't bother San Jose, California, which would love to be known as something other than "the elbow of California." So the city itself turned part of a park into a functional and fully equipped Monopoly board that anyone can rent.

Team San Jose
If you land on free parking, the guy in the center is yours.

Not to be outdone, San Francisco turned an entire street into an oversized version of the game Candy Land back in 2009. At this rate, by the next decade all of California will look like the Hasbro section at Toys "R" Us.

The New York investment firm holds a yearly, citywide scavenger hunt for its employees called "Midnight Madness," after a forgettable Disney movie of the same name. Just to give you a taste of how elaborate the puzzles can get, one involves recognizing a fake company name on a poster in the street, rearranging the wires on a circuit board, and placing that board on a thermosensitive panel in a synagogue to reveal a secret location in the map. Another was far simpler: you just had to figure out how to change the color of the spire on top of the Bank of America building.

Joshua Schwimmer, MD, Zach Seward
One option: acquire Bank of America.

Goldman Sachs isn't the only one going nuts on this whole "scavenger hunt for rich adults" thing. Across San Francisco, Seattle, and New York City, large-scale games known simply and ominously as "The Game" are played by thrill-seeking programmers. "The Game" began as simple all-night puzzle hunts in the 1970s, eventually escalating into something bigger when important nerds at Microsoft and other large companies began to butt in -- the infamous 2002 version, for example, had a complex storyline that started when a guy showed up at your house, delivered the cryptic invitation and promptly got kidnapped by burly men. From there, players were chased by helicopters in the Nevada desert, spotted clues that were flashed on Las Vegas roof billboards, and sang "It's Raining Men" in drag at a karaoke bar.

Kevin Shields, Shelby Logan's Run
See if you can spot the exact second they ran out of money in the scavenger hunt budget.

See more insane versions of our childhood in 9 Extreme Versions of Things You Loved as a Kid. And then check out 15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children.

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