It's good feeling to walk out of a monster movie knowing full well that we're safe from the beast on the screen. Well ... you can imagine where this is going ...

With help from the master of imagery witchcraft AuntieMeme, we present to you the monsters of the world.

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THE STARNOSED MOLE HAS A FACE FULL OF TENTACLES. That squid on his face gives the Star-nosed Mole one of C the best senses of touch in the mammal king

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THE ASSASSIN SPIDER PIcks OTHER SPIDERS LIKE FRUIT. It doesn't spin webs. It uses its fanged beak and long neck to reach out and pluck other spiders

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24 Terrifying Real-World Monsters You Won't Believe Exist

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NORTHERN THE STARGAZER IS WAITING IN THE SAND, It's actually a fish that burrows into the ocean floor SO it can sneak up on prey. Then it zaps them wi

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THE SKELETON SHRIMP HAS A TRANSPARENT BODY AND POISONOUS CLAWS. Photo: globalnews.ca Those claws are used for defense, and more terrifyingly, for mati

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THE PENGUIN HAS A BEAKFUL OF SPIKES. Penguins swallow their food alive and wriggling, SO their tongue and mouth parts are lined with spines to keep fo

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THE HORNED SPIDER ISN'T HAVING ANY BIRDS. The Horned Spider, or Spiny Orb Weaver, grows spikes and horns to keep birds away. On top of that, it weaves

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THE OBBIT WORA IS 10 FEET LONG AND VENOMOUS. It hunts by burying itself in the ocean floor, then snapping its jaws with enough intensity to split a fi

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