Here for your reading and my listing enjoyment, are the four types of Dad Joke.
There are way more animal boners in the process than a reasonable person is comfortable with.
I grew up in communist Romania under the watchful eye of despotic president Nicolae Ceausescu. I watched my country torn to tatters, and it still hasn't even halfway recovered.
It's time to recognize platitudes for what they are: 'Twilight'-level philosophizings on life that waste oxygen and do little else.
Depending on who you ask, these people either are shining examples of the human endeavor or just, like, really didn't have anything better to do that decade.
Science is just now beginning to uncover the human brain's almost supernatural ability to gather information about the world, and has found some pretty amazing things.
This is the closest Cracked will ever get to actual journalism.
Because of unfortunate implications that we have no control over, a few completely normal statements and opinions can send you sailing directly into the crags of the Land of Douche.
This 'found footage' crap happens in real life way more often than you'd think, and a ton of the footage is pretty damn cinematic.
Unless your concept of a 'nerd' is a Depression-era newsie shooting pre-YouTube fan trailers, you might be surprised to learn that nerd culture has existed for way, way, way longer than you think.