Cracked Archive - Weird World
4 Ways Getting Older Makes You Behave Like an A-hole
Old, cruddy behavior seeps in all kinds of ways.
- By Felix Clay
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- November 29, 2014
The Poop-Unicorn & 5 Other Bizarre Mythical Creatures
Even in the land of the ludicrous, some things go beyond the pale.
- By Ryan Terris
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- November 29, 2014
5 Things No One Tells You About Driving Through the Desert
Based on previous experience, here are a few things that will definitely happen the next time you decide to drive through the desert.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- November 28, 2014
3 Controversial Words We've Drained of Meaning
Good going internet. We've smurfed up our language.
- By Christina H
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- November 28, 2014
Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's
To the Manager of McDonald's #9874: I am deeply sorry about what happened in your ball pit.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- November 27, 2014
5 Ways the Alcohol Industry Tricks You Into Drinking Garbage
You can't really cheat at alcohol. Ha, got you for a minute there! You totally can. Here's how,
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 26, 2014
5 Foreign Rules of Etiquette That America Desperately Needs
There's no sacred rulebook governing all of society. What's considered monocle-popping rude in one culture could be the height of courtesy in another.
- By Rachel P.
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- November 26, 2014
The 5 Most Common Safety Devices That Can Kill You Violently
Should you ever again decide to brave that hostile hellzone known as 'outside,' be sure to keep these in mind.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- November 25, 2014
The 5 Craziest Books for (Screwing Up) Young Adults
There's a long standing tradition of trashy 'young adult' novels filling the minds of pre-pubescents with lusty thoughts and ambiguous moral messages.
- By Diana Cook
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- November 24, 2014
6 Weird Ways the World Looks Different When You're Asexual
Cracked sat down with a couple of asexuals to learn a little bit more about just what life is like when your anaconda don't want none.
- By Robert Evans, Julianna, Andy H
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- November 24, 2014
5 Things You Can Apparently Give Up Without Missing
The other day, I realized that I'd gone about two months without something that had been a nearly daily part of my life, and I didn't miss it.
- By Gladstone
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- November 23, 2014
6 Creepy Religious Sites Way Worse Than the Temple of Doom
It's good to appreciate the houses of worship that go out of their way to make it clear just how freaking metal their shit is.
- By Alex Sinclair Lack
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- November 23, 2014
The 20 Most Disastrously Misunderstood Texts Possible
While we've made amazing strides in the realm of communication, a lot can still be lost when we don't talk face to face.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 23, 2014
4 (Bad) Reasons You Spend Holidays With Family
If family gatherings are so awkward and miserable for a large number of people -- and if the jokes on Twitter every major holiday are any indication, they are -- then why do we do it?
- By Felix Clay
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- November 22, 2014
The 7 Most Horrifying Pets We've Bred Into Existence
What have we done?
- By E. Reid Ross, Ivan Farkas
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- November 22, 2014
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