Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Awful Realities Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld
I was finally reaping the benefits of my labors and working my dream job at SeaWorld Orlando, so I lived happily ever after. Or not.
- By J.F. Sargent, Chitinous Radula
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- March 19, 2014
How a Comedy Article Got Me Placed On the No-Fly List
'Hey, we just got a PHONE CALL from the SECRET SERVICE regarding Daniel O'Brien's article ...'
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 18, 2014
5 Reasons Flying a Fighter Jet Is Way Crazier Than 'Top Gun'
Before I was even able to tie my shoes, I knew exactly what I wanted to do when I grew up. That's how I wound up spending most of the last decade training and flying the F/A-18 Super Hornet.
- By Anonymous, Chris Radomile
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- March 18, 2014
2 New Shirts for 'Despicable Me' and 'Voltron' Fans
Two new shirts debuting just in time for the sexiest season of all.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- March 17, 2014
The 5 Most Realistic TV Show Families of All Time
I don't need a laugh track to relate to the families on cornball sitcoms. That's because every one of those shows has a kernel of realism to them if you look hard enough.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- March 17, 2014
5 Behind-the-Scenes Facts I Learned as a Pro Wrestler
- By Evan V. Symon , Dustin Nichols
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- March 16, 2014
4 Scientific Reasons Doing the Wrong Thing Feels So Good
Being a dick is bad. That being said, some stuff that society has labeled 'evil' can have surprising upsides.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- March 14, 2014
5 Great Ideas That America Should Steal from Other Countries
We're a young country, and we'd be smart to turn our eyes to the older and wiser members of the global community every now and then and take their advice.
- By Robert Evans
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- March 13, 2014
5 Things I Didn't Know About Health Care (Until I Got Sick)
In 2011, I entered a period of ill health so terrible that I bankrupted a couple of insurance companies and caused an entire hospital to collapse in despair, killing hundreds.
- By C. Coville
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- March 11, 2014
5 Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Life With Nude Photos
Professor Annmarie Chiarini, Anisha Vora, and Dr. Holly Jacobs have a few things in common: They've all had explicit photos of themselves shared online, and they've all decided to do something about it.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- March 11, 2014
New Shirt for Resident Evil Fans
Like some amoral, impossibly reckless pharmaceutical company with a t-Virus on its hands, we'd like to put you, the public, in charge of what actually spreads into the world.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- March 10, 2014
The 6 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Party Hacks of All Time
Before you plan your next party, read on and make sure your good times are based on the most up-to-date party science.
- By Robert Evans
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- March 10, 2014
6 Ways Life Is Different If You're Short and Male
Having been short for quite some time now, I've learned a few things I'd like to share with you,
- By Gladstone
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- March 09, 2014
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