Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Foreign Words So Dark There Are No English Equivalents
Shockingly, only one of these is German.
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- By Cornelius Heyer
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- 886
6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)
These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
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- By Jason Iannone
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- 559
8 Statues Of Famous People (That Look Absolutely Insane)
The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.
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- By Chris Radomile
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- 302
I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- 445
19 Famous Places You Picture Wrong: Side By Side
Sometimes all it takes to suck the magic out of a place is to visit it and discover hundreds of other people had the same delusions you do.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 416
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6 Language Tricks Your Brain Falls For Every Time
Finally, an answer as to why Bob from accounting is doing so much better than you.
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- By XJ Selman
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- 470
5 Evil Plants We Should Probably Get Rid Of
Every part of the manchineel tree has been designed by Mother Nature to kill humans in the most horrifying ways possible.
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- By Matthew Moffitt
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- 420
21 Amazing Holidays In Other Countries We Should Steal
Quite frankly there aren't enough holidays in America centered around vikings and getting staggering drunk.
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- By AM Smiley
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- 349
6 Shockingly Outdated Problems The US Legal System Won't Fix
We blame John Grisham and Law & Order for why so many bafflingly archaic flaws still exist in our laws, courtrooms, and prisons.
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- By Natalie Vail
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- 1112
Crazy Processes Used To Make Popular Products
When you toss your marbles into the trash, you're throwing away someone's super tedious hard work.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 381
6 Scientifically Impossible Scenarios You've Worried About
There are several popular doomsday scenarios that movies and the Internet love to toss around, despite the fact that, according to science, they could never possibly happen.
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- By Adam Wears
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- 613
7 Ways Restaurants Screw You Over (With Science)
Everything from where you sit to the fake smells restaurants throw your way are making a damn fool out you.
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- By Michael Hossey
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- 268
5 Frightening Hellholes (That Are Now Ordinary Places)
History never truly fades away. No, sometimes leftover monuments to the horrors of humanity are turned into vacation destinations.
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- By Marina Reimann
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- 277
5 Ways Your Parents Changed Your Life When They Named You
Sorry, Buck Suckley Jr., but what's on the inside doesn't mean shit. Your name is shaping who you are in shocking ways.
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- By Natalie Vail
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- 457
5 Things You Love That The People Who Made Them Despise
Everyone except Monty Python reveres Monty Python.
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- By Tara Marie
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- 751