Cracked Archive - Weird World
Cracked Round-Up: Bi-Annual STD Screening Edition
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6 The 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days On the Calendar
There are days that everyone knows to be cautious on and then there are these days. Just lurking in the shadows. Waiting to murder you dead.
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- By Jack O'Brien
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How to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC]
Contrary to popular belief, the frozen burrito is not the best frozen food metaphor for explaining male emotions.
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- By Scott Meyer
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The 6 Most Gigantic Everything in the History of War
You have to be amazed by what humans can accomplish when they really, really want to kill each other.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Classics Despised by the People Who Created Them
Despite their creations remaining celebrated to this day, some people live out the rest of their days hating the things they made.
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- By C. Coville
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Cracked Round-Up: 4th of July Edition
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The Two Ways to Get Your Views Heard at G20
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- By Matt Gallagher
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6 Laws That Were Great On Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
Sometimes, the most well-intentioned of laws can backfire like a poorly maintained Pinto, spraying equal parts hilarity and tragedy all over the place.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan, Dave Easton
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'Plus Sized' Clothes: Translating the Baffling Euphemisms
I am not exactly morbidly obese, but I am fat enough to worry about things that fat people worry about, like clothes. The world has not wanted to see fat people naked since the Renaissance, so we are pretty much forced by our fascist society to wear SOMETHING.
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- By Christina H
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The 7 Most WTF Origins of Iconic Pop Culture Franchises
Name your favorite Rocky sequel. Ours is Predator.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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The 7 Most Baffling Products Ever Released By Famous Brands
Some celebrities drastically misjudge their demographic and we wind up with releases of classical Renaissance ballads as sung by Brock Lesnar or a line of fur coats sponsored by Moby.
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- By Cole Gamble
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Cracked Round-Up: Road Trip Edition
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6 Insane True Stories Behind The Stage Names of Celebrities
A person's Hollywood career pretty much banks on their name. Some of these stories, though, are just downright ridiculous.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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8 Real Grade Schools That Went Completely Insane
We know teaching is hard and salute our teachers on the frontlines. The ones who aren't insane at least.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School
When Cracked finally opens its line of private schools, you're kids won't graduate without having learned these essential skills.
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- By Jason Pargin
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