Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Creative Punishments That Could Eliminate Crime Forever
I's kind of surprising to learn that real-world criminals sometimes end up getting punishments that aren't your typical life sentence for murderers or a week in Miami Beach for Lohans.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 05, 2014
So You're Now a Mech Warrior
This'll be the only how-to guide you'll ever need when it relates to fighting giant monsters.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 05, 2014
5 Adventures I Had as a Cam Girl With a Niche in Sex Puppets
My name is Veronica Chaos, and I make my living performing hilariously horrifying sex acts with my dummy, Slappy, on the Internet.
- By Amanda Mannen, Veronica Chaos
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- July 05, 2014
The 5 Most Narcissistic Products You Won't Believe Exist
Come, friend, lay off the puny apps and senseless self-shills -- there's a whole world of narcissist-aimed products out there, fully fitted for admiring the perfection that is you.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 03, 2014
5 Classic Jokes With Mind-Blowing Scientific Answers
Are you ready to get a brain boner?
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 01, 2014
5 Things You Never Knew About Chasing Tornadoes
We asked him what it's like to have one of the world's most ridiculously dangerous hobbies. Tim Baker has ridden headlong against the raging sky demons we call tornadoes.
- By Evan V. Symon , Tornado Tim Baker
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- July 01, 2014
The 50 Most Awesome Things Ever Done by Americans
We've been collecting the stories of real Americans who did really awesome things -- at peace, at war, and while being Teddy Roosevelt.
- By Cracked Writers
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- June 30, 2014
7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
In August 2000, my mother's three best friends were arrested for the murders of five people. She was accused of providing the alibi. Looking back, this is what I learned.
- By Robert Evans, Talia Jane
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- June 30, 2014
The 6 Stupidest Designs Ever Used on Enormous Projects
We assume that people who build buildings know what they're doing, but that stuff isn't easy, and damn it, mistakes get made.
- By Tristan Cooper
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- June 29, 2014
4 Childhood Embarrassments That Never Stop Being Shameful
The worst thing about a precious handful of these embarrassments is that you think they won't be a problem when you're older, when in fact it gets exponentially worse.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 28, 2014
The 5 Least Helpful Ways People React to Tragedy
Pretty much the only thing everyone has in common during the grieving period is that they'll hear at least one of the following insipid expressions.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 28, 2014
7 Awesome Buildings That Look Like They're Designed by Kids
It turns out plenty of professional folks are 12-year-olds magically trapped in grown-up bodies.
- By Kel Zhang
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- June 28, 2014
5 Shockingly Childish Abuses of Power by Hospital Employees
Hospitals kind of need to keep things professional, since a tiny mistake can mean death and a massive malpractice suit. Of course, not everyone got the memo.
- By Simon Bower , A.C. Grimes
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- June 26, 2014
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