The subject of my ire? Poofume. For crying out loud.
My reason for running is kind of dumb -- I just want to see how terrible I am at it.
Some languages have words for concepts so weird or off-putting that we can thank the stars we don't have any use for them in everyday English.
I invite you to read some folksy animal-centric wisdom and become the Yoda of your circle of friends.
We talked to Andrew Hass, whose life was derailed when his dad was caught growing thousands of plants worth of pot back in 1998, when Hass was still a teenager.
What happens when you analyze fictional worlds, where the rules are a bit different? The numbers are even more mind-boggling and impressive.
We can only imagine the survivors of the following incidents were forever looking over their shoulders to see if the relentless specter of death was trying to sneak up on them to finish the job.
Allow me to speak for every only child and set the record straight on what it's really like.
Since the worship of the Devil and his unholy legion of crooks are an extremely pressing concern for all of us, here are five crucial tips for dealing with Satanic cult crime.
We spoke with a victim of female-on-male rape to find out what it's like to be the victim of a crime that most of society refuses to acknowledge is even a thing. Spoiler Alert: It's awful.
For every effectively memorable and only marginally annoying slogan out there, there's about five that suck eggs.