They say there's a silver lining to every dark cloud. However, some of those clouds are so damn big that the silver lining kind of doesn't mean jack shit.

The following safety measures are those silver linings that are doing anywhere between "jack shit" and "a little more than jack shit" to help.

(As always, thanks to AuntieMeme for the voodoo she works putting these together.)

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