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We all harbor secret fantasies about being mutants or superhumans or all powerful beings akin to what we see in comic books. And while, sadly, that'll never be possible we can turn to the next best thing: deception.
So the next time you want your friends and loved ones to think you have special powers, try these tricks out.
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