Obviously, the Zapper may have looked like a gun, but you couldn't murder an intruder with it. Well, two gun companies from (*gasp*) Texas recently decided to change that:
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Perfect for mafia hit men who need to whack somebody discreetly at a Chuck E. Cheese's.
Yep, that's a functional gun, of the "puts holes in your body" type. In March of this year, Black Sheep Arms announced that they'd converted a .45 automatic Glock to look like a spot-on recreation of the iconic game controller, right down to the color scheme, the Nintendo logo, and the fact that it will probably spark fights with your brother. Here's a video of "Greatest Shooter of All Time" Jerry Miculek demonstrating it ... while dressed as Mario, naturally.
"Our Princess is in anoth--" "THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SHIT."