Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Tiny Things That Indicate You've Got Huge Medical Problems

We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.

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5 Things You Won't (Want to) Believe I Saw Guarding US Nukes

Just FYI: The people guarding your world-destroying super-weapons are unqualified teenagers.

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6 Brilliant Websites That Should Not Exist

Perhaps some of the weirdest parts of the Internet are those that can't be easily described.

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5 Pet Products For People Who Probably Shouldn't Own Pets

This is how the animal uprising begins.

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5 Adults Who Just Brutally Destroyed The Dreams Of Children

For the kids on this list, childhood came to an abrupt end when the following shitheel grown-ups just destroyed it entirely.

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6 Things You Learn Being Mauled By Bears

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF BEARS EATING HUMANS.

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18 Terrifying Truths Only Select Insiders Know

Hi! How are you? Are you feeling great right now? You are? Awesome! Because we're about make you feel like absolute garbage!

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4 Universally Hated Things (That Are Somehow Still Popular)

If we allow ourselves to hate uncritically, we might turn into people who just parrot jokes back and forth to each other without actually knowing what we're talking about.

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6 Things I Learned Lying To Banks To Fix Your Credit

There is a very shady underground market of credit rating fixers. We spoke to a guy who has done that very job. He's choosing to remain anonymous, for reasons that will soon be abundantly clear.

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6 Things Chefs Don't Want You to Know About Food Trucks

After doing a mountain of paperwork, any idiot can own a food truck. And any idiot can blow it sky-high.

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19 Ways Americans Don't Realize Life in America Isn't Normal

There's some saying about pointing at people but you're really pointing at yourself or whatever -- point being that our shit stinks too. And sometimes worse.

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7 Real Humans Who Survived Shockingly Violent Deaths

These people don't ever face mortality, because they're too busy giving it a wedgie and kicking its feet while it walks so it trips all over the place.

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5 Bizarre Things You Only Learn About The US As An IRS Agent

Glee, terrorist attacks, and fake dead people. Just a day in the life at the IRS?

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The 24 Most Mind-Blowing Photos Accidentally Taken By Google

Architects thought they were SO SMART until Google came along.

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5 Iconic Symbols Designed To Have The Exact Opposite Meaning

Some of the most ubiquitous symbols in the world were originally created to represent the exact opposite of what they mean today.

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