Cracked Archive - Weird World


The 14 Most Eerily Convincing Signs Of Conspiracies & Aliens

We know you can't trust anything on the Internet. But still, sometimes you have to wonder ...


4 Reasons Your Employer Doesn't Care If You're Happy Or Not

Do you have a good job, one that makes you feel happy and fulfilled? Congratulations! You're probably not real. Or maybe you are, but for the vast majority of people, that's not the case.


I Am Deathly Allergic To The World's Most Popular Smell

I have an allergy to lavender. And it's so severe that just smelling it can send me to the hospital.


5 Realities Of Having The Government Ban Medication You Need

Drug shortages are a real and terrifying thing. Let's talk to somebody on the wrong end of one.


5 Famous Storylines You Didn't Know Were Written By Kids

You should take note of how these folks did it; they not only laid the groundwork for some good stories as children, but went on to turn them into massively successful franchises to boot.


5 Things I Learned At A 'Pray Away The Gay' Camp

We spoke to Sam Brinton, a spokesperson for the National Center for Lesbian Rights and veteran of conversion therapy, about what happened to him.


The 6 Stupidest-Looking Animals On The Face Of The Earth

For proof that Mother Nature goes on the occasional Jagermeister-and-Robitussin bender while designing next year's animal models, look no further than these species.


6 Things I Learned Having My Penis Surgically Removed

Alex woke up from the surgery without cancer, but also without a penis. We sat down with him to ask about losing an enormous (metaphorically) part of his body.


6 Ways To Make Money Off The Internet (If You're An Asshole)

The Internet has changed the world of commerce, presenting us with a whole universe of amazing opportunities to make money ... provided you're a jackass.


5 People Who Get Paid to Speak In Public (But Shouldn't)

If they sucked at any other aspect of their employment this much, they'd be fired or employed as a 100-percent organic artisanal vacuum cleaner.


6 Reckless Acts Of Child Endangerment By Action Heroes

These uncomfortable situations would normally prompt a call to the authorities in the real world.


Our Mistakes Kill You: 5 Lessons Of An ADT Alarm Technician

Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company


6 Drug Busts That Went Embarrassingly Wrong

There's one thing no one has considered: Drugs might just be smarter than us.


4 Reasons A Termite Infestation Is Absolutely Terrifying

The problem is so similar to the way movies depict alien invasions that Steven Spielberg has bought the film rights to my infested door and the movie is coming out in the summer of 2017.


6 Insane Things You Learn When Your College Goes Bankrupt

Cracked talked to Kate Dobson to learn what happens when your school goes to that great NCAA division in the sky.