Bombs and booze are always such a great mix.
After being caught, he was released on his own recognizance, and later failed to show up in court to answer some of those earlier charges. Although we can't rule out that he was there the whole time, posing as the judge, the prosecutor, and the stenographer all at the same time.
Way Too Many Adults Have Posed As High School Students
When you saw 21 Jump Street, you may have thought, "Yeah, Channing Tatum looks like he can have any teenager that he wants, but impersonate one? Not a chance." Surely, it's impossible for a grown-ass man or woman to possess the right look, the right vibe, the right ... what's the word we're looking for ... psychosis to successfully infiltrate a tenth-grade biology class. But it turns out that plenty of adults have tried to relive the past quite literally by going back to school.
The most extreme example is probably this 52-year-old man who enrolled in high school with the clever use of forged papers, an insultingly maudlin and unrealistic backstory (sexual abuse + abuser's suicide + throat cancer which prevented him from speaking), and, of course, sunglasses. Now, he didn't really last the day, but that he even sat down behind a school desk is kind of alarming.
Yeah, but he's a young 52.
Then there's this bored guy, who pretended to be Steven Spielberg's nephew for... whatever reason. He changed his name to Jonathan Taylor Spielberg, then attended a Fairfax, VA high school while claiming to be 14 years old and parking a BMW with a "SPLBERG" license plate in the principal's space. He was in his 20s when this happened, but we're willing to accept that he never truly matured past the age of ten.
This other guy tried with several aliases to return to return for no other reason than to play football, trying at least 14 different places. How did he not know that there's a perfectly legal way for quarterback has-beens to relive their high school glory? It's called fantasy football.
So if you're one of the many high school students who visit our puerile site from a school computer, look to your left, then your right. One of you is taking cholesterol medication.
These Knuckleheads Pretended To Survive The Holocaust To Sell Books
The Holocaust was, obviously, a historically tragic and monstrous event that most of us can't imagine suffering through. We can't, but a bunch of sad/psychotic people have given it a shot, pretending they were part of one of history's greatest tragedy as a way of getting attention. The following idiots are two such people.